#commander kelp

[spiritandthephantoms]

Trouble: and, if you have any requests, please feel free jot them down and put them in the suggestion box.

Holly: that’s- that’s a trash can?

Trouble: exactly

[af-answers]

you did a similar ask a while ago but about Artemis. Commander Kelp, cabling, and Qwan what is your view of Commondore Short ( rank as of the Fowl Twins)?

Caballine: I’m assuming I’m “cabling?”

Commander Kelp: Damn autocorrect. As for Holly’s promotion, it was about time. The council put it off way longer they should have-- some troll-crap about doubting her loyalties-- but the public outcry for her promotion finally pushed their hand.

Caballine: I heard you had something to do with that pushing as well.

Commander Kelp: I’ve never been a Council goon, that’s for damn sure.

Qwan: Holly was born to be commodore. She is innovative and compassionate, but strict. Her changes to the training infrastructure at the LEP has led to more diverse corporals with more nuanced training.

Caballine: I agree. Holly has never wanted power, which is why she’s such a good leader. It’s all about the good of the People for her.

Commander Kelp: And one family of humans.

Caballine: Hush, commander.

[lower-elements-police]

ATTENTION LEP OFFICERS AND TO OTHER PEOPLE IT MAY CONCERN!

This blog is for anyone in the fowldom to follow and interact with. People who wish to be LEP officers (canon or OC) can become official members and make posts. Others can submit questions and complaints. This can be RP and/or Asks. Really anything goes. The possibilities are endless for this blog! We can have all sorts of LEP based activities!

If anyone is interested in joining or somehow getting involved, or even if you just have questions, just send a message either to this page or to Commander Kelp.

This has been a public service announcement. Thank you for your attention. -Commander Kelp

[af-answers]

This is for Trouble. How much do the others annoy you?

So much, and constantly.

Grub is always threatening to report to our mother, Foaly is always making a comment about his budget, Holly is constantly disobeying orders, and Mulch– he annoys me by just existing.

But none of them, NONE OF THEM are more annoying than that condescending, know-it-all, weak Mud Boy.

Trouble: Butler’s cool though.

[lower-elements-police]

RULES ARE UP!

Hey, guys! Commander Kelp here with another announcement. The rules for the LEP blog have been posted! Are there any civilians with a question or a complaint? Send it in! Officers, do you have a problem with a co-worker not doing their fair share of work? Fill out a complaint! But please check out the rules before you do so! :) -Commander Kelp

[commander-trouble-kelp]

//Oh lordy it's been a while Tumblr. At least from this blog at least.

With all of the movie news that's come out lately, I've been thinking a lot about my days as an artemis fowl roleplayer and man, do I miss it. Though I'm afraid there aren't many people left around now... But if anyone is willing, I will start doing my best to respond to asks and to be available to rp. I really want to try and get this blog up and running again, possibly as active as I was before.

So what do you think Fowldom? I'll be around if you want to chat :)

[ailuric]

foaly: commander kelp will be reviewing this video, so stick to your orders.

holly: are you suggesting that i occasionally stray from the rule book?

foaly: i am suggesting that you may not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do possess one, you certainly have never opened it.

[commander-trouble-kelp]

Open RP

"Alright, come here. What do you want? I'm a busy elf."