#con yaps

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Man I love free will sm I forget I can just leave a conversation with my mother in the car by opening the door and jumping out and going on a walk instead at a random park. Neil josten get out of my fucking brain

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Unfortunate list of charecters I am in my relationship dynamic

1-Micheal Wheeler. I’ve never been more upset to realize I relate to Mr.Goodluckbabe.

2-Eddie Díaz, it got pointed out to me by her that I’m a grade a yearner and spent forever not commenting on my crush in our three years of knowing eachother while also getting jealous of the ppl she talked to. Not that upset abt this one

3-Tim drake, sighhhhh I need not say more very unfortunate

4-Andrew Minyard, did have ti be extremely direct bc they were NOT getting the hints I was dropping but it’s okay ik he’s autistic my bad. Scary rbf dating sarcastic rbf, yeah I get you Andrew minyard. Not upset abt this one

5-Jean Moreau, again golden retriever x Bernese mountain dog, makes sense also level of yearning I have for this Californian sunshine, fair enough.

6-Crowley, this one did insult me bc I am not as bad as that YEARNER I swear

7-Ilya Rozanov, family issues x healthy family, yearning while also having flirty personality but still getting jealous of partner flirting, yeah okay I’ll accept it

In conclusion my partner is aparently all my favorite carecters and I’m the chud who’s lucky to be there<3 I gotta step up my game fr can’t have fictional men beat me that’s insulting

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Romanticizing doing unnecessary advanced math courses because my parents want me to by reminding myself Jeremy Knox did this and got a motercycle gay relationship, and Neil josten did a math major while being Neil josten and that’s proof I can do it while not being Neil josten

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

This people. Is what I need, morally grey Bernard being badass and protective and making it everyone else’s problem but his, he is still an heir and knows how to use that to his advantage while still having fun and being himself, I need him to just do sidequests and have the fbi on speedial whenever he wants to bug them into submission to his new quest<33

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One of the next spirit days is just to wear all black because these people are boring, so I’m going to have to embody my best going to Eden’s fit to make this more intresting, time to find my combat boots and chains. Thank you Andrew minyard for outfit inspo🫡

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Dressed in all black with some neon colors and spikes on my shoes and bracelets, wearing a leather jacket. And asking for ice cream in exchange for being asked to interact with society in a semi socially acceptable way. Clearly living my best Andrew minyard life rn

(We’re going to ignore how I asked for ice cream or a green juice and to go to the gym tomorrow bc they’re making me miss my run, I’m firmly refusing the Neil allegations my friends have thrown on me this week)

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Experiencing a brain wave of Kevin day, in a Dennys, it’s pitch black outside, and I’m judging the ppl I’m eating with for watching a ice cream and brownie monstrosity while I scowl and drink my smoothie that I get the same flavor of everytime im forced to eat outside the house.

Gods and I’ve been complaining about not getting to go to the gym. In my Kevin day era. Sorry to the people who know me irl

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I’ve reached max gym bro outfit, by that I mean I look like a Kevin or Andrew fanart for my run rn. Sweatpants and a black compression shirt, running socks and the arm thing for your phone, headphones and the classic aftg lanyard with pepper spray on it. Winning. This is winning.