#concieved

[shakespearenews]

Faux playbill for “Funny Boy” from the Producers. It is “Opening Night” of "Funny Boy” at the top of the show. 

[a-seasons-day]

"Out hearts were conceived by those who thought that our souls were immortal."

- (a-seasons-day)

[monsterrap]

So then we decided to have you, but just as friends

the story of how I was conceived

[kadensmomma2013-blog]

Day 4 *how did you find out you were expecting* 

Well from the day I ovulated I started to wonder. I told my best friend I thought I was pregnant she told me to take a test but it was way to early. Then the day before I found out I said to Chris I think Im pregnant, he thought I was crazy, and I just knew. So the next day I had my friend Ana bring me a test because Chris and I were not together at the time. But I was still at his house. It was the day of my missed period. It was 4pm and I told her I was gonna take it, when I was peeing on it, it turned positive. Then his mom didn't believe she thought it was a false positive so we took one more on Wednesday then got one the same day at a pregnancy center. 

[getmeajuicebox]

Mom: we’ve had that blanket for so long, we actually got it right after you were conceived.

Me: oh, yuck.

[rants-sighs-excitements-blog]

One out of ten children in Europe are conceived on an IKEA bed.