Because Dami and canonically see ghosts given how much hes died and how close he is to death. Imagine a Ghosts au where all the ghosts in the manor abuse the shit over him seeing them and having Ghost abilities.
Martha: Please
Dami: No
Martha: Pleeeeeaaaasse
Damian: No, i will not be kissing my father's forehead for you while he sleeps. I dont want to be beat up
Martha: He would never
Damian: Maybe when you knew him
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Lance: I miss pizza
Lance: cant you ask Alfred to make it
Damian: One, Im vegetarian. Two, he already made lasagna. Three. Im taking a nap
Lance: Excuses.
(Later once duke resurrects lance. And whenever he tries asking for help from dami Damian just shuns him. Because he is no longer his bitch.)
((Now theres two who see ghosts all the time, and one (duke) who has to focus in order to see them))
♡♡♡
Constance: Not even a littlest bit of coke?
Damian: I literally stab people for selling it.
♡♡♡
Thomas: Can you turn on the tv, love island is on
Damian: Ask someone else
Thomas: Only you can see me
Damian: I just want to paint
Thomas: Can you take just a little break and turn on cbs?
♡♡♡
Selina has a miscarriage and they dont tell anyone. Until a few months later damian comes into her and bruces bedroom just begging onenof them to die.
Selina: What?
Damian: I cant keep watching him. There see, go to mama. No big brother.
Selina: Are you seeing stuff again papito?
Damian: i forgot *focuses and suddenly theres just a 6 month old slightly transparent baby crawling over to Selina.*
Damian: Come on Tomas, bother mommy
Selina: We never told anyone about him
Damian: well ive been babysitting him for you. Im so close to dipping him in the ole lazzy pit so i can share the burden.
Damian: Now come on my baby, we are going to practice more abcs
Tomas: Ba
(A few months later damian does collect Tomas's remains and gives him a bath. Martha is sad she cant hold him anymore.)
