i understand the impulse, i do, but something about these "fix-it"s some people keep trying to put me in just doesn't feel right. guys i don't know how to tell you this but i was torn to smithereens by a living ocean made of blood while undergoing the effects of severe radiation poisoning and also experiencing ridiculous amounts of hypoxia. even if i did somehow make it to the surface, i would have been dead in minutes. just being realistic here.
if you're gonna have me come back, at least do something fun with it. turn me into the fish or somethin', c'mon now.
- the convict/simon (iron lung) 🩸🌊
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