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kind of a huge fan of when people draw the Eel as a little creature. just a small little guy. friend-shaped. like yes that thing IS a horrifying abomination made up of what remains of presumably dozens of people based on size estimate alone, yes she DID traumatize me, yes objectively that WAS horrifying. however. I am not immune to small fish. it's kinda adorable.

-Simon Iron Lung fictive(#🌲)

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*walks out of the iron lung covered in blood*. hey guys. how are we doin. because hoky fuckig shit,

-The Convict [fictive, source is Iron Lung]

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just spent like an hour and a half doing a shit job of turning a skein of yarn into a ball of yarn(I fucked up and it got tangled before I started winding it)

why am I doing this? because I'm currently in the middle of crocheting something at least vaguely similar to my hooded cowl from the movie. we can't sew for shit so crochet is kind of our best bet on this. and I miss that thing. so. crochet.

-Simon Iron Lung fictive(#🌲)

(ps why are youtube crochet tutorials so dogshit. why do they suck so bad. I'm in crochet tutorial hell rn good grief. I'm glad crochet by itself is easy at least)

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for fanon problems-

there are very few people doing the bloodymary crossover right and I'm not saying that just because it's not how I remember it happening. in fact, I barely remember it at all! yeah no it's just that the popular tropes are like. really racist. "Simon thinks Grace is an angel" like do we not see how weird this gets if it's treated like a normal character dynamic. do we not see how fucking weird it is to have the character of color worshipping the white man. I've seen people defend this shit as not racist, too!!

like I'm not saying you Can't work with this. I'm not saying there aren't ways to do this without being weird and racist(like for example treating it as the religious psychosis it would most likely be) but still I'm like. maybe can we stop writing that trope like it's just a normal thing thanks.

I'm also not a fan of how overly sexualized I am within the fandom. like yeah okay I get it; there Was a fan service moment in the actual movie; whatever. but I WOULD appreciate it if the fandom could like. idk. use the ship to maybe explore the concept of non-allonormative relationships? especially given Grace being commonly headcanoned as aroace. like this ship feels like the perfect reason to go "okay so what effects would each of these characters' respective sexualities and world experiences have on their relationship" but no. they just have to be horny about it.

and at the end of this I Would like to say that I very much support doing whatever you want forever. have fun with your fandom! I don't really care what you're doing as long as it isn't hurting people! I just really wish the fandom was less weird and racist n shit with its tropes because like. yeah no that IS hurting people. by normalizing the racism. please think before you use tropes, thanks.

-Simon Iron Lung fictive(also from Project Hail Mary)(#🌲)

(ps there are definitely other tropes that weird me out but I can't think of them right now; I might come back later to complain about other popular fandom tropes but for now this is what I've got)

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theres a "watch Rocky sleep" youtube video I fucking repeat there's a "watch Rocky sleep" youtube video. oh my god. holy shit. I can't watch it right now but tonight I can put it on in the background and watch Rocky sleep again and I just. oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!

like on today's list of "things I never thought I'd get to do again", I never expected to get this chance again. like hi I'm so glad to get the chance to do this again. holy shit.

to anyone else at least partially from phm(I'm from a crossover that's why I'm saying partially here), it's on youtube and it's called "project hail mary | watch Rocky sleep (ft. original motion picture score)". I hope everyone else gets the same joy as I do that this exists. thank you and have a nice day. I know I sure will, now that I know this exists

-Simon Iron Lung fictive (also from Project Hail Mary, which I think is more relevant for this post 👍) (also, gonna claim the custom tag #🌲. yes it's one emoji. I checked; no one else is using it, and using one emoji doesn't break the rules. so. yeah it's tree time for me :])

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i think we collectively kin the convict/simon from iron lung but like. we already have a fictive of him. is simon just double convict now???? /joke

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I need there to be a "Grace and Rocky yap at each other about science for 8 hours straight" video that I can just put on in the background. I miss hearing them talk.

this is coming up today because I am having feelings and I think those feelings would be lessened by hearing people I care about talk about things that they care about.

that's all.

-Simon Iron Lung fictive(also from Project Hail Mary because I'm crossover boy apparently)

(that's not all btw I'm just. not brave enough to say the rest of it right now. you know how it is.)

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Ryland Grace I hope you know you're a pain in the ass to draw. like sincerely this is a nightmare. I'm learning like 5 different new drawing skills just for you. please be easier to draw next time(I know this isn't something you can control btw I just want to say something silly here) ok thank you

-Simon Iron Lung fictive(also from Project Hail Mary)

(ps Rocky is easier to draw than either of us. baffling to me but I can't deny how much quicker it is to draw Rocky than it is to draw either you Or me)

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