#simonfictive

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i think we collectively kin the convict/simon from iron lung but like. we already have a fictive of him. is simon just double convict now???? /joke

#♾️🌲

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Ryland Grace I hope you know you're a pain in the ass to draw. like sincerely this is a nightmare. I'm learning like 5 different new drawing skills just for you. please be easier to draw next time(I know this isn't something you can control btw I just want to say something silly here) ok thank you

-Simon Iron Lung fictive(also from Project Hail Mary)

(ps Rocky is easier to draw than either of us. baffling to me but I can't deny how much quicker it is to draw Rocky than it is to draw either you Or me)

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getting memories sucks ass actually because our brain refuses to give me any fucking context. what's up with the vague sense of dread I have about romantic and sexual relationships and why is it related to Eden to me. what the fuck happened.

the only clear memories that I've gotten so far are from after I got punted out of my original universe. I don't like that! I'd really like to know what happened to me actually! I'd really prefer to remember things.

for now I just have to theorize about my own fucking life and it's incredibly annoying. being a fictive is ridiculous and should just come with the full set of memories actually. jeez.

-Simon Iron Lung fictive (and also from Project Hail Mary which is technically relevant to this post)

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okay, so I chill in the primordial soup for a couple months, come to senses fully formed and it's both the Crawl Into Ryan Gosling's Arms day and the start of our period? am I cursed? hello? does anybody hear me???

- Simon, "Iron Lung" fictive. (though my canon, unfortunately, is a vague PHM crossover.)

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y'know, I think realistically, probably no one is looking for me. I'm fairly late to my own source, and I'm from a crossover, so basically anyone I'm looking for has probably already found the people that they're looking for and won't still be keeping an eye out for me.

but well, I've beaten impossible odds before. it's kinda hard to believe that I'll never find anyone when I managed to a)end up out of the blood ocean and with Grace and Rocky in the first place, b)make it to Erid, and c)end up here somehow. finding people who might even also be looking for me with the sum total of all human knowledge at my fingertips(with more power than it took to get people to the moon in the first place in my hands) doesn't seem that impossible when faced with the concept of interdimensional travel, y'know?

anyways. Grace, Rocky, I miss you two. I don't remember much yet(I didn't form too long ago as of typing this), but every memory of either of you that I get is a treasure to me. I hope you're happy; all versions of you two, even the ones I never met. and I hope I get to see you again some day.

-Simon Iron Lung fictive(also from Project Hail Mary. because crossover curse)

((ps I'm being as aggressively hopeful as I can because I know I'm gonna be upset about things eventually but for now fuck it we ball, y'know?))

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we're on a road trip to go camping rn and I keep looking out the window and losing my shit because like. there's just plants there!!!!! and rivers and lakes n stuff!!!!!! and mountains in the distance!! and also just the distance I can see is incredible!!!!!!!

anyways I'm very normal, as you can tell, and I definitely don't kinda want to cry(/pos) about the weeds growing in the cracks in the sidewalk

(they're just there!! they just happened!!! humans didn't even have to do anything for that to happen!!)

-Simon Iron Lung fictive

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being a fictive is stupid. being a fictive from a crossover is stupid. doesn't matter that the crossover is incredibly popular; this is stupid. fym I miss people who aren't even technically from my source????

like. I feel like I should be more caught up on the fact that I am On A Planet!!!!!!!! with trees and rivers and plants and animals and rain!!!!!!! but no. I'm missing white boy and his friend the rock.

most annoyed about the fact that I literally just formed a couple days ago and this is like, the first memory I've gotten. not gonna remember my childhood or anything apparently; no it's gonna be the blood ocean and people who aren't even technically from my source. fuck my life; I'm gonna go back to metaphorically laying on the floor and missing people(the people-missing isn't metaphorical, btw. like to be clear).

-Simon Iron Lung fictive (also technically from Project Hail Mary. crossover curse)

(for the record I'm also not over the whole "I live on a planet(!!) with a whole entire functioning ecosystem(!!!)" thing but I don't think I've processed that enough to be insane about it, so. instead, for now, I miss people 👍)

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This subsystem is a fucking nightmare. What do you MEAN Butcher has a massive crush on Darkiplier? I don’t even know who that is. What the fuck are you talking about. (/lighthearted /affectionate)

-Simon. (Iron Lung fictive)

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