Listen, we need to talk. Y’know... about that incident? Peach is the only princess I would slap with that. I didn’t mean to hit you! I was excited, and that chocolate woman’s music makes my heart race. Makes me think about grabbing Peach and-- well, you get the picture.
Your hand got in the way...”
That hand, the only Bowser took into his own with a clumsy tug and an oafish smile. Lifting it delicately, he gave it’s backside a kiss... but detailing size, it was more as if he were eating it whole for one second too long. Afterwards, he laid the dripping palm at her side.
“Next time I slap your wand out your hand, it’ll be strictly business. You know, like the good old times! We’ll fight, Mario will show up, and hopefully he crashes into the sun. Ahhh... It’ll be fun!
... Nope. That didn’t make me feel good. Apologizing is a joke! Feh!”
And so, as quickly as he arrived, he abandoned Rosalina on her observatory without anymore exchange, throwing a box of chocolates behind him as he departed.