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The Winter King *standing amidst a destroyed kitchen*: How? How were you able to summon me?!

Fred *flipping through The Little Whatsit as fast as he can*: I don’t know!! You were supposed to be chicken soup!

Fred *jumping out from Charles' closet*: BOO!

Charles:

Fred:

Charles:

Fred: *makes a sad face*

Charles: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!

Charles: I give up. I am so tired

John: Get the emergency supply!

Jack: *carries in Tummeler, Uncas, & Fred and places them in front of Charles*

Tummeler, Uncas, & Fred: :)

Charles: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

Fred *to DeFoe*: I think what you're doing is disgusting and wrong

Fred: But that's between you and Satan

Store Worker: Would a “Scowler Charles” please come to the front desk?

Charles *arriving at the desk*: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker *pointing to Uncas and Fred*: I believe they belong to you?

Uncas and Fred *simultaneously*: We got lost

Charles: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—

Artus: My policy is, if you see something, say something

Fred: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Artus: Outstanding

Artus: This is what I'm talking

about people!

Charles: *makes Fred a cup of tea, but puts salt in it by accident*

Fred: *sips tea*

Charles: *realizes his mistake*

Fred: *finishes tea*

Charles: ... Didn't it taste bad?

Fred: Yes, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings, so I drank it all

Charles *tearing up*: Oh, okay

Fred: If I run and leap at Scowler Charles, he will most certainly catch me in his arms

Fred *running towards Charles*: Coming in!

Charles: No! I’m holding tea!

Charles: *drops tea and catches Fred*

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