WangXian as Parents
(Of the Juniors obviously)
It all started when OYZZ accidentally called WWX "dad"
And now WWX has unofficially declared WangXian as the Junoirs' dads.
LSZ and OYZZ happily agreed but JL and LJY took a reallllyyy long time to adjust.
JL: But you're my uncle!!!
WWX: *with tears* You accept me as your uncle..? *goes to strangle hug JL*
Do not touch the juniors, WangXian will not hesitate to kill
WWX once threw a teacup at a random cultivator in a bar who insulted JL. LWJ stopped him from throwing the entire table
WWX has tried to make the juniors drink Emperor's Smile LWJ barely managed to stop him
LWJ basically just tries to stop WWX and Juniors from causing trouble.
Juniors once sneaked in Emperor's Smile and drank it.
JL was a crying drunk. LJY consoled him and also cried with him
LSZ can drink forever and not get drunk he definitely goes after WWX OYZZ just......slept.
LWJ carried all of the kids back to bed because WWX was busy drinking more wine
Punishments include copying the Lan sect rules on a handstand. JL has learnt the Lan Sect rules by heart by now.
LSZ still gets buried in the ground with the rabbits.
WangXian sometimes insist on tying junoirs' hair up even if they protest, WangXian still do it
WWX tries to cook food for the juniors sometimes
"Senior Wei....it's alright! We can cook on our own!" "Don't worry kids! I can feed my children! *rolls up sleeves*"
*insert Juniors sweating profusely*
LWJ always manages to slurp down WWX's food without WWX's notice so that the kids don't have to go through hell
Nights include excessively exaggerated stories of WWX's feats JL doesn't buy it at first but when LWJ doesn't deny it..."Is it really true?"
Cultivation practices are the wildest.
WWX lied to told LJY that you could control fierce corpses by screaming at different pitches
Now LJY is forbidden from screaming
LSZ has secretly learnt how to play WangXian on the guqin.
And plays it everytime WangXian have those "looking into each other's eyes lovingly" moments as background music
WWX always encourages OYZZ to write more sappy poems
Sometimes when the hunt is too tiring, WangXian play a lullaby for the juniors so that they can sleep peacefully.
Literally just a wild happy family
How I wish there were more extra chapters of WangXian and the juniors!