#mdzs incorrect

[mylifeisfruk4ever]

Wei Ying: It’s not gay if I want to date Lan Zhan right?

Jiang Cheng: I’m not an expert but that sounds kinda gay

Nie Huaisang: I’m an expert. That’s gay

[demonitized-cultivation]

“Hi, I’m Wei Xuanyu- I mean... Mo Wuxian- fUCK”

- Wei Wuxian, pretending to be Mo Xuanyu

[danmei-trash]

WangXian as Parents

(Of the Juniors obviously)

It all started when OYZZ accidentally called WWX "dad"

And now WWX has unofficially declared WangXian as the Junoirs' dads.

LSZ and OYZZ happily agreed but JL and LJY took a reallllyyy long time to adjust.

JL: But you're my uncle!!!

WWX: *with tears* You accept me as your uncle..? *goes to strangle hug JL*

Do not touch the juniors, WangXian will not hesitate to kill

WWX once threw a teacup at a random cultivator in a bar who insulted JL. LWJ stopped him from throwing the entire table

WWX has tried to make the juniors drink Emperor's Smile LWJ barely managed to stop him

LWJ basically just tries to stop WWX and Juniors from causing trouble.

Juniors once sneaked in Emperor's Smile and drank it.

JL was a crying drunk. LJY consoled him and also cried with him

LSZ can drink forever and not get drunk he definitely goes after WWX OYZZ just......slept.

LWJ carried all of the kids back to bed because WWX was busy drinking more wine

Punishments include copying the Lan sect rules on a handstand. JL has learnt the Lan Sect rules by heart by now.

LSZ still gets buried in the ground with the rabbits.

WangXian sometimes insist on tying junoirs' hair up even if they protest, WangXian still do it

WWX tries to cook food for the juniors sometimes

"Senior Wei....it's alright! We can cook on our own!" "Don't worry kids! I can feed my children! *rolls up sleeves*"

*insert Juniors sweating profusely*

LWJ always manages to slurp down WWX's food without WWX's notice so that the kids don't have to go through hell

Nights include excessively exaggerated stories of WWX's feats JL doesn't buy it at first but when LWJ doesn't deny it..."Is it really true?"

Cultivation practices are the wildest.

WWX lied to told LJY that you could control fierce corpses by screaming at different pitches

Now LJY is forbidden from screaming

LSZ has secretly learnt how to play WangXian on the guqin.

And plays it everytime WangXian have those "looking into each other's eyes lovingly" moments as background music

WWX always encourages OYZZ to write more sappy poems

Sometimes when the hunt is too tiring, WangXian play a lullaby for the juniors so that they can sleep peacefully.

Literally just a wild happy family

How I wish there were more extra chapters of WangXian and the juniors!

[mistress-jin-ling]

Zizhen: [Holds hand out towards Jin Ling]

Jin Ling: [Holds it]

Zizhen: I was actually going for like a low high five, but this is better.

[demonitized-cultivation]

Wei Ying: I tried making my own Red Bull with crushed-up caffeine pills, sparkling water, and Flintstones chewable vitamins.

Wei Ying: Jinag Cheng thinks I'm "lucky to be alive."

[danmei-trash]

WangXian as Parents Pt 2

A random Jin clan elder: Young Master, the hunt may be dangerous. Do you want more people with you?  JL: No nevermind I can handle this alone  Also JL: Drags his Junior bros and WangXian dads along with him.

LJY once asked WWX to attend the parent teacher’s meeting as his dad

OYZZ and LJY have flaunted their dads in front of all their other friends but they’ll never admit it in front of WangXian

LSZ too has threatened some hard to deal clients using WangXian’s name

LWJ not so indirectly praises all of the Juniors

Random cultivator in a meeting: My kid can kill three demons in one strike! LWJ: My children make friends with the demons The random cultivator: ...  LWJ: try getting on my kids’ level

WWX has paintings of each and every Junior, tucked inside his sleeves and shows those to people every chance he gets.

WWX: *to a waiter in a bar* Yeah the demons are kinda restless nowadays but- *pulling out the paintings*  have you seen how handsome my sons are?

WWX makes funny faces from outside the window during a Lan sect lecture LQR pretends to not notice

LWJ cooks various dishes he has learnt from travelling all around and cooks them for his husband and children

He also allows LJY and JL to eat more than three bowls

LSZ once made a bouquet of flowers for WWX

WWX cried tears of joy on LWJ’s shoulder that night “A-Yuan is so cuttteeeee!!!!! *sobs*”

JL can now tolerate spicy food not to WWX’s level but way more than the others because of his uncle and WWX

LJY and LSZ always feed Lil’ Apple plump and ripe, best quality apples

And because of that, it now never eats what WWX gives it

Lil’ Apple and Fairy are now best of friends

Whenever the Juniors get punished to copy Lan rules, LWJ pretends to not notice that they skipped a few hundred rules

All kids love the classes which are taught by WWX yes LQR allowed it because he’s always making jokes and praising everybody

They also love the classes taught by LWJ because somewhere in the middle of the class he gets lost in WWX’s eyes (who was sitting in the class cause he wanted to see how hot his husband looks while teaching) and that decreases the class duration (also they’re cute as hell so)

LJY and JL once fell asleep on Wen Ning’s shoulder WWX and Wen Ning tried their best not to cry

LJY tried to play WWX’s flute

LQR had to confiscate it WWX had to swear that LJY would never be able to touch it again

The only Junior allowed to touch Chenqing is LSZ because everybody trusts him

LQR allows LSZ to call him grand-uncle

JL used to flaunt that he knew the sword techniques of both Jiang sect and Jin sect but had to shut up because LSZ knows Wen sect, Jiang sect and Lan sect

Seriously LSZ looks like a cinnamon roll but can really kill you in such a way you will regret being born

I mean he is WWX’s son and we all know how he annihilated the Wen clan

LSZ got angry once. Nobody ever wants to get on his bad side now

LJY and JL always fight for the last piece of chicken which LWJ cooks cause that’s the best

And in the mess of the quarrel, WWX manages to eat that piece

LJY and JL didn’t talk to WWX for an entire week until he bought four whole chickens for them to eat alone yes they can eat a lot

WangXian have composed a lullaby to play for the Juniors during night hunts even though they obviously are too old for it (except OYZZ. HE loves it)

OYZZ wants to learn a musical instrument now

They’re the happiest family honestly

Part 1

[demonitized-cultivation]

“Sometimes, I don’t even realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.”

Wei Wuxian

[demonitized-cultivation]

Wei Wuxian: Okay, so, are we fighting or are we flirting? because I'm getting mixed signals here

Lan Wangji: My sword is literally inches from your throat right now

Wei Ying: That doesn’t answer my question