#cql shitpost

[icarus-suraki]

Ghouls? Puppets? Dolls? Zombies? Depends on who you ask.

[piosplayhouse]

Mdzs fic writers if any of you need inspiration let me pitch my idea:

Erotica writers au where the 5 great sects are different publishing houses, currently all of them are in a war to earn the annual worst sex scene award. Wen Publishing has grown too powerful and now controls their own supply chain, giving them significant edge over the market. The other houses want to stop them because it's well known that their CEO is homophobic and refuses to publish gay erotica. Lan Wangji writes yaoi manga, his penname is "Hanguang-Jun" because he's known for his creative use of light beam censors on all of his sex scenes (there are a lot). Wei Wuxian is known for his extensive worldbuilding and tendency to include random public domain characters (therefore bringing them back from the dead) in his innovative "Yiling Laozu" series, a gay historical fantasy/mystery/for some reason engineering textbook erotica light novel. They end up sleeping together as "research" for their newest collaboration manga/light novel. You don't have to credit me just make sure Nie Huaisang's penname is 7 fans tornado cocktwister

[soupsontheside]

Something silly I couldn't just not make once I had the idea - posting for my fellow finnish mdzs fans, I know you're out there somewhere!

Here's a translation tho so more ppl may enjoy this:

Chorus x 2

A drop won't kill you

And you can't drown in a bucket

Since we've gotten started

Let's just let it go on

Life's boring if you don't party like this sometimes

Who doesn't get tired of always being sober

Let's keep up the same pace for a week

We'll wash away all our inner worries like this

Chorus again

[chenqingweijue]

TFW a missing-and-almost-presumed-dead Wei WuXian's sword is presented to Lan WangJi, right in front of Wei WuXian's actual family member's salad.

[ladyandthelotus]

The Untamed + text posts: Wen in Rome  (15/?) (pt. 1) (pt. 2) (pt. 3) (pt. 4) (pt. 5) (pt. 6) (pt. 7) (pt. 8) (pt. 9) (pt. 10) (pt.11) (pt. 12) (pt. 13) (pt. 14) (pt. 16) (pt. 17)

Wen Clan for the @mdzsnet Two Years With CQL anniversary event

[dianaprinceownsmyass]

I know the lans are like super repressed and it makes sense but cloud recesses arc lan wangji relaxing in the cold spring with a robe on is so texturally visceral ?? like wet fabric on skin is AWFUL and he chooses to just chill there fully clothed before wei wuxian shows up he doesn't even know that his brother spilled the beans on his private spa

like

[chaoticjingyi]

Studying at the Cloud Recess

Wei Wuxian: I live for two reasons

Nie Huaisang: ooo and that would be?

Wei Wuxian: I was born and I haven't died yet

[jiang-chengs-bitch]

Nie Huaisang is bisexual because I say so. Okay bye, have a good day 👋