#mdzs shitpost

[0mementom0ri0]

nieyao in a nutshell

[everyones-favorite-fruit]

Someone take my pencil away from me

[lurkinginnernarrator]

sometimes you're so tired you start reading nie huaisang as nissan

[scixerboa]

Gusu school days kids as people in my student housing

● Plays loud music in the shower with their partner (we all know they are having sex in the shared shower): WangXian, wen chao and wang lingjiao.

● Washes one scarf in the washing machine for 3hrs, when confronted they respond "what am i supposed to do? Mix colors?" (18 people are sharing one washing machine): jin zixuan

● Hosts a potluck with her friends from class and invites everyone who walks in to have a plate: jiang yanli

● Deeps clean the kitchen, adds candles and decoration but only before hosting a party (no they did not clean again after the party): nie huaisang

● When they can't sleep they meet in the kitchen to smoke, gossip and talk about life until 3AM: nie huaisang, wei wuxian, jiang Cheng (he does go to sleep at some point), wen ning potentially

● Weird ass neighbour who got in somehow, pops up in the middle of the night saying he is "giving a tour of the place to his friend", when confronted with "a tour of our house?" he gets mad and says "it's not like I'm a murderer?!": wen chao and wen xu

[xaquizzle]

She gu on my qin until I Lan Wangji

[tigrelope]

Jiang Cheng: Hey I went to Cutsleeve Island and everyone was waiting for you.

Wei Wuxian: Why were you on Cutsleeve Island??

[thegreatgremlingang]

my opinion is that Nie Huaisang either sleeps in a big version of those little child pajamas with the unflattering fit that's both comfortable and uncomfortable at the same time and the dinosaur print and front buttons and everything OR a slutty silk bathrobe with ruffles and lace and shit but plot twist he is buttfuck naked underneath and he has no habit of tying the belt either

[sonaapareeya]

the original, if you're curious