#crack hcs

[miloo-kari]

Craziest hear me out: Bob and Larry adopted a green lightbulb and become supportive parents 💖💖💖

My gf approves this and it's canon🥹🥹

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[n0tamused]

A/n: Not a one-shot but crack hcs! Hope you enjoy. I don't often write crack stuff but it is really fun when I get to it :)

Content: Dr. Ratio x Reader, can be read as platonic or romantic, no pronouns used, just crack overall, short and sweet

-While Ratio can have lots of patience for people of all walks of life, he has found a challenge within you and your form of intellect.. It would be arguably the first time Ratio has found himself in some form of a stumped state due to some of your questionable actions or phrases. He just has to sit back and wait for a moment until his brain sets itself back in place and he can think straight again

-He often scolds you, but no matter what he says it's like your brain translates it to something completely different, and even if his words are harsh you take it as if he complimented you and praised you to no end?

-Man is confused. To say the least

-Once he caught you losing nearly all your money against Aventurine, stating “third time's the charm”. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW POKER?! Even Aventurine was laughing along in all the confusion one can show without being odd, and he had to say he wouldn’t have taken the money,  this was just a ‘friendly-fire’ sort of thing, he says. Well that’s lucky for you, considering you had rent and food to pay for!

-He drags you away while you jest about it and also apologize too, because he looks like he’ll explode

-Ratio may or may have not hit the top of your head with his codex..once or twice, but it’s all in good spirits - trust

-He really does mean well, especially if he seriously sees you struggling with something. He won’t hand you the answers on a silver platter unless it's a last resort sort of thing, but he would prefer to guide you to the answer, basically making you think outside the box and such until you arrive at the answer yourself. He is always open to advice and keeps an open mind, and with that he could entertain an idea you may have, yes.. even the more... silly ones. But also be ready to be shut down immediately for the absurd ideas you may bring up. He doesn't waste time nor does he like or plan to.

-Dr. Ratio is the voice of reason in your life, and he's there to reel you back to the ground when you may be getting ideas for something that would not benefit you, or god forbid - if you plan to do something risky that could harm you or your reputation.

-He often goes out of his way to make sure you’re doing things on schedule, so waking you up, sending you a message to eat (no crisps, go eat something good, something healthy), he’d send you articles about things he remembers interest you, papers on your favored topics

-A more tender thing he does is do your hair. It’s a simple thing yet it means a lot to him and you. Just a few minutes of quiet as his fingers thread or comb through your hair, brushing through it with meticulous moves, making sure he doesn’t pull or yank. 

Ⓒ n0tamused. Do not repost, translate, edit, and/or copy any of my works. Likes, comments, and reblogs are appreciated.

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

I think it’s cannon that the toys in poppy playtime chase you because their hungry, which gave me a idea. Can I request HCs for Huggy, Mommy, The Buddies, and Bunzo for a reader who panics and throws a bag of jerky at them?

Huggy

At first he's confused at what he caught in his mouth.

Then he stops and starts chewing on plastic and....meat????

It's not human flesh but damn..it's actually pretty good.

As he spits out the plastic, he just sits down and gobbles up the jerky.

Bro is starving to death, what can I say?

Of course it’s not gonna be enough to keep him off your back.

But at least you knew his weakness.

Mommy

Confusion.

“You’re offering Mommy a snack?? Oh how nice <3″

She’ll let you live for the moment.

Unless you instead encounter her when she’s feral and you freak out, throwing the bag of jerky as a diversion.

She’ll tear into it to satisfy her ravenous hunger somewhat.

Luckily it calms her down.

Huggy Buddies

Basically they all turn into a flock of seagulls/pigeons, jumping down and crowding around the jerky to f e a s t

You’re like “holy SHIT” bc you didn’t believe there were actually 18 of these bitches.

The strings used to hold them back from eating children and proctors.

But now that they’ve been fed for the first time in a decade, they’re loyal to you for eternity.

Imagine Mommy’s confusion when you leave WAW with them.

Bunzo

You toss up a bag of beef jerky when he lowers close enough to you and he just chomps it.

Mommy did say he was looking forward to eating.

So...you were giving him exactly what he wanted, right?

He no longer wants to kill you if you lose the game, but he still hopes you try to win.

[bushelofmuses]

//just decided that Cole melts at head rubs. Don't try to change my mind.

[luckyythirteen]

Throw Wesker in a timeloop during the final day of his supposed actual death in re5. No matter what he does he will jump back to the start of the day. Chris and Sheva kill him "AAAHHHH IM LOOOPINGGG". He kills Chris "AHHH IM LOOOPPPING". He kills himself " AHHHH IM FUCKING LOOOOPPPPIIIIINNNGGG". He had enough and tries to run away "IM LOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPIIIIIIINNNGGGG" There's probably a way to end the loop but Wesker isn't going to figure out anytime soon. So can I have hcs of Wesker suffering pls 🤲

THIS IS MAKING ME ABSOLUTELY LOSE IT I LOVE TIME LOOP CONCEPTS

- after doing literally everything he can to refrein from looping again i think he'd try to convince sheva and chris they're all in a time loop

- cue typical shenanigans of Chris & Sheva not believing him and he starts predicting things they'll say & react

- they all gotta team up to find a way out of this time loop

- bonus points if wesker starts the time loop again out of pettiness, hes working with Chris and chris snaaks off and he shoots him point blank then wakes up in the loop like "worth it"

- Sheva has to wrangle these 2 in because Wesker and Chris will NOT stop bickering

- wesker probably starts to keep a journal of the loops and jotting down everything that happens so he can get a rough idea what the common factor is

I have no idea what would be the way to end it so thats up to y'all lmfao

[7-deadly-simpin]

Playing Overcooked with Solomon

MC thought to themselves, surely Solomon can’t mess up cooking if it’s just in a game right? 

Oh MC, how wrong you were. 

Solomon chooses the cute lil’ brown bear as his chef. 

Based on the name of the game he thinks the goal is to actually overcook all the food, so everything is in shambles before you even begin. 

He believes this to be quite an unusual game, but he promises he will try his best. 

Unfortunately for your score, he excels at messing up EVERYTHING. 

The soup? On the floor. 

The sushi? Just overcooked rice and a piece of…potato?? 

Somehow he managed to set a salad on fire…? 

He cooked the knife?!?

You feel so bad for the animated chefs that you end up shutting the game off before he can cause anymore ingame chaos. 

You’re actually impressed that his inability to cook surpasses his daily life.

[ginrous-mommy]

What do you think village courting traditions would be?

I'll go first @stoneram

They give the person they're interested in a rock of "high quality " ( it just has to be pretty) and if the object of their affection gives them a stone in return they're engaged

[mynameseri]

Hisoka wears chocolate Axe body spray. You can’t convince me otherwise.