#crackmeme

[ask-richard-perkins]

Screw it * kisses you on the lips and runs *

The Agent blinked confused till his mind got what was going on. “What the … you are lucky that I haven’t seen your face”, Perkins groweld with a deep voice. “Don’t you ever dare doing this again!”, he yelled after the person. “How was that even possible?”, mumbled Richard to himself, scratching behind his ears.

[fuck-yea-oppa]

[stultxneko]

“This is for the mirror, you big fat reflective nasty ass bitch” -Gokudera

Wonderland Hearts Quote Starters

@bombaditempesta

“Who the hell do you think you are, asshole? I haven’t seen you before, nor do I want to see your fucking psycho ass.”

“But if you wanna fight, then I’ll fucking fight!”

[doxavhonored]

“Half… naked cape guy” -Hanzo

Wonderland Hearts Quote Starters

@lone-marksmen

“What are you going on about?”

“Don’t be so cryptic. No one understands that stuff.”

[tidesvofvmoonlight]

“I should have left you on that abandoned street corner” - Hina

Wonderland Hearts Quote Starters

@heliosmachina

*aggressive bork* “You wouldn’t dare leave a poor defenseless dog on the street! I shall have you arrested for Aza- oh, wait, that’s wrong.”

“I will have you arrested for animal abandonment! Everyone shall hate you Hina for giving up a cute dog as myself.”

[doxavhonored]

“Nope. They’re still plainsacks of squishy fun.

Wonderland Hearts Quote Starters

“....do I even want to know what you’re talking about?”

[doxavhonored]

“…I’m gay. Please leave me alone”

Wonderland Hearts Quote Starters

“Does being gay make you more special than me? I didn’t know your sexual preferences exempted you from life. I thought you were still human like the rest of us.”

“Be it as it may, I don’t want to bother you anyway. So leave me alone.”

[sweetidiot-prince]

“You smacked your meat pretty hard, huh?”

Wonderland Hearts Quote Starters

“Why yes I did! I’m happy you noticed.”

“I’ve heard that it’s best if you make it nice and tender. And you need to pound, pound, pound it to make it the best!”