@danthehealthytrucker ask and ye shall receive. I was cleaning out the cosplay/craft closet. Yes, there is a trident made of forks behind me...sturdy enough to do legitimate damage. We have weird things in the nerd room. I’ll tag @cephalopodpower @chocolate-and-peanutbutter @dannissunnyday @gainsaf and anyone else who wants to join in. Fun fact: five seconds after this was taken, the bin I had been organizing for an hour fell on top of me and dumped itself out. I now refer to it as the asshole bin.













