Liz: How would you rate your pain?
Pat: *After being blown up by a firework* Zero Stars.
Pat: Would not recommend.
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Liz: What do you guys have?
Crainer & Pat: OH MY GOD, WHY DO THEY HAVE NUKES???!
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Carter: If I don't have the braincell...
Jen: And if I don't have it...
Pat: I have your braincell. I took it.
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Jen: I also like algebra.
Thea: ...i like first grade math...
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Pat: While I'm gone, Jen, you're in charge.
Pat: *Whispering* Liz, you're secretly in charge.
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Boulder: Would you slap Pat for two million dollars?
Carter: I'd roundhouse kick the guy for FREE.
Pat: *From other room* WHAT THE HELL, CARTER
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Carter: Sometimes, in order to win at chess, you must sacrifice your king.
Jen: No, Carter, that's how you lose, get back here-
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Jen: *Doing crossword puzzles* Hey, what's a four-letter synonym for disappointment?
Pat: B-but that's not four letters-
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*Pretend Cloud and Bomby can talk, okay??*
Jen: So how was your day?
Bomby: We almost got surprise adopted!
Cloud: We almost got kidnapped.
Jen: *Drops Cloud's food bowl* WAIT WHAT-