#creative cursing

[sauerkrauted]

Ratfucker is the best insult to come out of US politics and we should bring it back.

[wordfather]

creative curses i like using

shut the hell your mouth

billions of bilious blistering barnacles

what the goose

pirates!

bloody hell

slutbags

motherhugger

lord farquaad

great snakes!

crikey

well i’ll be a bitch

flippity flop you’re a cock

well butter my buns and call me betty crocker

dusty doughnuts

kiss my sass

daily doses of dingleberries

[strongheartmaid]

::shifty eyes::

from a flashback sequence. @expectogladiolus

Chrysanthus glared at his friend, rubbing the back of his head. "By Shiva's frozen tits, what on Eos was that for, Raufi?" he grumbled.

Raufi pointed her snips at him, one eyebrow arched. "Because you're being ridiculous," she huffed before setting the tool down on her worktable. "Would you please just talk to her already? The two of you have been doing that same dance around each other for the past two years and everyone is getting tired of it."

Chrysanthus tilted his head back in surprise. "What are you talking about?" he demanded.

"By the Stormsender's beard, are you that dense?" she sputtered. "The dance where you and Rhonwen don't know how to talk about your feelings for each other."

[corpyburd]

Fern is recommending Holy Shit - A brief history of swearing - and look what also comes up. Time to get some new reading material!

[hereticallyeverafter]

From the Chaos Magick group 😂

[nerdyrevelries]

What's the most obtuse way of cursing someone you can think of? I'll start.

"If you are ever shot, I hope Doctor Doctor Willard Bliss is on hand to treat you."

[squirrelknowsdogs]

I’ve decided “Lenny Kravitz” is now a full-fledged swear word. It’s versatile, confusing, and way more fun than traditional cursing. Let’s make this happen. #FeralFriday #LennyKravitzIsAVerb

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