What a day to be a siren.

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What a day to be a siren.
I wish people would just call me a “creature” most of the time like, in place of “person”
Girl dinner? Boy dinner? No. Creature dinner. Im going to eat enough spicy chips that my mouth goes numb, chug a gallon of chocolate milk and then take a bath with all my sorrow and woe
Going to the woods to collect cool sticks and rocks, do you need anything?
Not only do I live under a rock but I live beneath multiple rocks beneath the ground beneath multiple topographic levels in fact I’m beneath a water table. I piss in your groundwater.
"I'm not calling you good boy Morbid you chased an entire family cross country and honked "hoe" at them until they cried"
*disheartened goose sounds*
Did someone lose this entire copy of the wind and the willows?