May 29
they're in so much distress but peak meme format
thank u kay for da photos
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they're in so much distress but peak meme format
thank u kay for da photos
Switched to Cricket for the world cup and the Dutch are winning here too🥲.
📱rowan n cricket :D
send 📱 for five texts my muse didn’t send yours…
cricket (unsent): had this dream i had my empty bean can again that i used to bury in the trees out back with all my favorite shit lmao. kinda stressed me out a little ngl and i woke up feeling like i should apologise or something cause like. LMAO. this is so fuckin weird but like it used to be for all my favorite leaves or stones or whatever to keep them safe and shit right but this time it was u i buried and that’s kinda fucked isn’t it? feels kinda fucked. it made me feel weird cause i wouldn’t ever wanna bury you so yea. sorry. really don’t know why my subconscious produced that LMAO. is this really fuckin weird? i sound kinda like joe from you
cricket (unsent): keep going to tell you about my date and fuckin chickening out and shit idk why LMAO idek why i’m typing this either cause i know i won’t send it
cricket (unsent): hye come tkaraoke COMEEEEEE karOAKE i’m in the athroom the lihghts are really nice id’ take a photo ifu were in tehrm not ein a creepy way though obvisuyl holdon waht’s wrong with my words?tey look fucked up rowan
cricket (unsent): hey :) that hot sauce u like was on offer so i went kinda crazy and grabbed a bunch LMAO it was every man for himself out there like i almost lost my life to an errant frube and a really angry lady who said it was a bday gift for her mom? which is kinda strange as gifts go but that’s cool if she likes that i guess and maybe there was some kinda sentiment attached i wasn’t getting or something like that. idk. maybe i feel kinda bad actually but then idk cause it is just hot sauce so idk. this got rly fuckin sidetracked LMAO where am i and what’s my name am i right? anyway. wanna come hang at the loft this weekend? cause like i said i got that hot sauce u like obviously so yea lmk if ur free :)
cricket (unsent): broke landon’s mug cause i knocked it off my bedside table like some kinda genius when i woke up from one of my fuckin nightmares lmao idk just feels shitty cause he liked the mug. he said it was fine but i’m in the kitchen now trying to glue the pieces and idk i just kinda wanna hear your voice tbh but this is probably pretty inconvenient and shit and late or whatever. can i call? it’s cool if not :)
…and one that they did.
cricket (sent at 6.18pm): your one neighbor that hates me saw me pick a penny off the floor and called me a grubby little boy LMAO she hates me so much it’s intense. i hope she’s ok like in her soul and shit cause those eyes held unbridled rage and it seemed bigger than a penny ngl so idk i can’t even like be mad at her for it cause that’s kinda sad
that's it that's the post
these are so fun to make honestly