High Class with Low Class Tastes?
The Cabrera family is one of the wealthiest families of Hoenn; to say they are high class is almost an understatement. Investments are their main business, though there have always been rumors of just how sound with the law these transactions are. They are mostly well known in the right social circles, but you should take note of them.
Or maybe, you should take note of their heir, one Maurice “Locke” Cabrera. The youngest Cabrera is a spitfire of pretentious charms, he is reportedly easy on the eyes. However he might be easy in more ways than one.
In the recent surge of young trainer business at the Numel Inn, located in beautiful Lavaridge, there was a lot of young adults throwing their hormones around for a weekend onsen getaway. Who would have guessed Locke would be one of them? Yes, the high class snob was seen getting drunk off alcohol filled pineapples and then canoodling with a man at the bar. When he was shot down (I know I am shocked too, readers), he had to take second best.
That ‘second best’ would be some country bumpkin, apparently. Locke was later seen buying a private bath with the burly man and they didn’t emerge until many hours later in the early morning. You could say ‘Bobby isn’t this just gossip then? You don’t seem to have proof’. Ah ha dear reader, I haven’t let you down yet!
[An image is attached to the web article, obviously taken when Locke wasn’t looking, clearly showing an assortment of bruises and hickies]
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think there’s usually only one way to come out of a room looking like that and reeking of shame. To add fuel to the fire they have been seen in vicinity of each other after the passing of their private bath getaway. Mom and dad must be proud of their son’s tastes in low class men! Maybe this mysterious friend of his could finally dislodge that stick that’s been stuck up his ass! We must look at the positives, right?
— Bobby Blabby
