#cursed take

[stealingyourbones]

Short DPXDC Prompts #932

Lazarus water is just la Croix of ectoplasm: diluted as fuck, tastes barley like the thing on the label, acidic as hell, and so bubbly that if you drink it too fast you’ll want to simply perish.

[sleepy-cone]

Cursed take: Dick Grayson was Squidwarded

Dick Grayson is extra hot because he keeps falling on his face.

Let me explain.

He was already good-looking by default, but every time he drops face first on a car, slams into a building, or face plants when he trips through a window, his face gets just a bit more hot.

[probablynottola]

This is for the Italian fringes of the iwtv fandom only but... Just told my 60ish year old Italian mum I have a crush on this actor and showed her some pics of Assad Zaman and she promptly commented: "ah, he looks like Fiorello"

WHAT THE FUCK 😭

[callmehopeless]

Timeline where Ominis does mukbangs in a snake onesie. The audio never picks up, Sebastian is always eating crisps in the background

Channel name: Omnomnominis

[darkacademiaarchivist]

what if gerard keay wrote my immortal. what then?

[flamboyantdragon]

Oh no I came to a cursed realization-

Dalinar declared himself the high king = Ozai declared himself the Phoenix King

Dalinar wanted to unite Roshar = Ozai wanted to unite the world

Dalinar made Jasnah queen of Alethkar = Ozai made Azula the Firelord

Both used fire to commit genocide/war crimes

Hence . . . Dalinar ≈ Ozai, yes I hate this as much as you all

(I used the similar to, not equal to, sign)

[clovus328]

When you think about it, Bible Man and Light Yagami have the same origin story