#custom quotes

[acourtofquestions]

Aelin: Rowan, dearest buzzard, do you think this dress is too… loud? I want to make sure I am appropriately dressed for plotting the downfall of an empire.

Rowan, eyes twinkling: Never, Fireheart… your—it’s perfect. The only one it serves to distract is any enemy with half a brain. And me… but I’m afraid every single thing I see you in manages to be horrendously inappropriate for every occasion where you are not trying to bring me to my knees.

Aedion, slamming his fist on the table inbetween them: You two are incorrigible! We’re trying to plan a siege, not a bloody courtship ritual! I mean we’re barely 5 minutes into the day, can I please for the love of gods have one meal in peace!

[adaisybyanyothername]

*The Astro Ambassadors during alien-species trade delegations on behalf of Earth*

Sousa, smiling smoothly: And what are your people most in need of? Times are tough, we’re here to help!

Alien Leader, scoffing a laugh: Entertainment. …We have far more than your dreary, resource-deprived rock could ever salvage… But we crave stories, daring adventure, enemies reformed, and romance.

Daisy, elbowing Sousa: Oh, don't worry, we have tons of that back home! In fact *looks pointedly at Sousa* we're living one right now *pats his chest* in our home.

Sousa: We are? I… *whispering* I thought we were mostly just arguing about how much sugar you should actually be using in your coffee? Oh, *coughs as he’s elbowed and interlaces their hands* Yes! Yes, my heart… my heart is her home?

Daisy, whispering intensely while clutching his hand: Play along! They think we're star-crossed lovers battling against the odds.

Sousa, squeezing Daisy's hand nervously: Oh, alright. As you wish, my dearest love.

Alien Leader & the trade delegation, in unison: Awwww! Now kiss!

[gwynlain]

Elain, holding up a jar of homemade honey: Gwyn, this for you… I-uh-I hope you like it.

Gwyn, large eyes watering & voice cracking: You… you made me food? Elain, *whispers* are you… proposing?!

Elain, blushing furiously: N-no! I just… wanted to share the harvest! I didn’t even make it — the bees did! I just gathered it over the course of a few months (which was only slightly delayed by a few trips to Madja after getting sting)… plus the time prior planting wild indigo to attract the bees & sustain the hive… and then pottery classes with Feyre to make the jar which she then hand-painted for me… and a few training courses with Nesta so I could cut the ribbon to make this bow out of the trimmings… and then I was just waiting for the literal stars to align so your favorite constellations would be more easily visible… but no-it’s super-duper chill!

Nesta, from across the field watching the picnic with the entire inner-circle: Just get married already!

[ordinarythingsiflovecaneverbe]

Alina: Oh, Mal, I haven't seen you in a while!

Mal: I know! It feels like ages.

Nikolai: Are you two going to start making out like, right in front of me?

Alina: Nikolai! Don't be ridiculous.

Mal: Yeah, we're saving that for later.

Nikolai: I hate it here. I miss Zoya.

Alina: Wow! We may need to be worried about him… that’s bad.

[justobuy]

‘‘You got the ghouls? We got the tools.’‘

‘‘....’‘

‘‘Are you seri-’‘

‘‘Jeri, I saw you rhyming slogans when you were playing hot wheels, so don’t tell me how to live my life.’‘

(AKA how I react to Jericho’s voice in a hot wheels commercial)

[indigoelevendesign]

Custom Artwork for Giveaway Winner: 

Messing Up, Always Happy (MUAH) the adorable version of I love you between Vicky and her hubby. So happy that this custom lettering is on the way to them! I had so much fun making it, I’m loving the way gouache blends so smoothly 💚   💛   🧡 

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[jaydude1992]

"There's a lesson I learned from one of my masters when I was younger. You can stop being wrong by accepting you were in the wrong."