#cw std

[rawme-price]

Nurse!reader who the 141 are desperate for, losing all thought when they see you. They can hardly focus on whatever stupid lecture you're giving, too busy eyeing you up under scrubs and trying to decide how to corner you afterwards for a drink. Maybe they could share you...

Vs

Nurse!reader who won't touch them or their dicks with a 20ft pole. Why? Because you're currently giving a PSA on sex protection after the entire team tested positive for some form of STD. You've seen their files because you had to know what to cover, and subsequently will never be touching them. Let them and their disease ridden dicks die in a field for all you care, You've got a perfectly fine toy at home.

[sethdomain]

'Viruses' spreading through Errors USD and making his partner glitch as an analogy for syphilis

error usdih exporting computer std🥀

You will not have any other guy having these amazing innovative content other than me😊

[anaburbononburbon]

Tw: smut, mentions of stds/sti

Look—

I just really need Simon. The older, full of scars and tattoos and vile and venom and just done with the world. Sits to himself at the bar. Ignores all the birds and blokes that try and see what a good time he has to offer. He's just not interested, you know? Just wants to drink his bourbon and smoke his cig like a good ol' boy.

But he sees you.

Awkward, shy, shoulders up to your ears and the most off-putting presence around.

And fuck, if it doesn't make him hard.

He wouldn't even say you're young, there's definitely younger people in the bar tonight than you, but you're just...you.

And if that doesn't make him readjust his big, leaking cock, then he's not Simon 'Big Dick and even Badder Decisions' Riley.

Goes up to you during your second vodka and soda. Tries to say something slick but you almost choke as you take him in. Big, huge, behemoth. The biggest arms covered in tats you've ever seen. Scars over his face, crossing over his left eyebrow and raising his lip in a snarl. Bulge basically eye-level while he stands next to you.

You swear you see it throbbing.

You want to melt. You'll never stop thinking about him, but you know what he wants and you can't do that.

So, you say the one thing that will be the most perfect sentence to get rid of anyone, him included:

"I've got herpes."

He just smiles at you. Full blown smiles. Like he won the fucking lottery. He just bends over to you, makes sure to get real close to you before—

"Me too, pet. Open up and lemme give you everything else I got too."

Safe to say, you both have the nastiest, rawest, filthiest, soul-mending sex you've ever had in the bathroom. And then his truck. And then his apartment.

And when you wake up, you swear you see your cat getting petted by the shirtless brute???

[obosssania]

Firstborn son, first dead son

(It'll be fine, he'll nurse him back to health, trust me)

[gabessquishytum]

We've seen Dream being uncomfortable or unwilling around sex, but I can honestly see Hob being that way too. He's seen lots of things over the centuries. He's lost lots of people to sexually transmitted diseases. Plus he's afraid of having kids who will die before him again, not to mention the situations he's been in. He's still adventurous and never say die, but that's not about every single thing in the world, and sex is one of those things he excludes. Which is incidentally why he's always happy to remain "oldest friends!!" with Dream despite his romantic feelings.

Dream finds this out when he eventually propositions Hob. He finds himself having to navigate trauma and unwilling-unwillingness around sex for the first time in his life. He goes away and consults his many books and texts in the library and eventually comes up with a rough idea of how to move forward. They start with sexual things, but not sex. Talking. Petting. Dirty talking. Very gentle bondage and impact play. No actual physical restraints or demands, always Dream inviting but never telling, Dream setting up a play room but letting Hob take the lead with what he's comfortable with.

Hob eventually becomes very comfortable with sex, with what he wants it to be or not be, and Dream finds out a lot about humanity, fears and traumas. Including his own and what he might have inflicted on others in his lack of knowledge previously. It helps him become the Dream of the Endless the world needs today.

This is so lovely, I love it when we take a look at some of Hob’s traumas in detail. Poor baby must have SO many triggers and issues after 600 years, thank god he's in therapy.

Dream finds the whole thing very curious and strange, because sex for him has always been something that he can easily control. Diseases have never been an issue, nor have unplanned pregnancies, miscarriage or infant death. It takes him a little while to actually understand why Hob might be afraid of such things, even in the modern era where sex is certainly safer than it used to be, and there are a lot more options if things do go wrong.

Hob also admits that he's a little afraid of physical intimacy with Dream simply because he doesn't want it to strain or break their relationship. He doesn't want to fuck up his bond with his most precious friend (and Hob has experience with fucking his friends before, it sometimes didn't end very happily). He's basically just feeling very very emotional and it's difficult for him to believe that Dream won't leave again (despite plenty of reassurances).

So things stay platonic, and eventually drift towards romantic. They take it very slow (they do have all the time in the world, after all). Meanwhile Dream is researching things that might help his friend regain his comfort and interest in sex. They do things like reading old fashioned dirty magazines together, graduating into mutual masturbation. Dream allows Hob to take command over their encounters, showing him that he's safe and totally in control. They share kisses and sit around naked together without actually having sex, and Hob starts to realise that his fear is receding in favour of horniness. It might take a long time for him to be ready for penetrative sex but he's happy to lay into Dream’s arms and rut against his thigh until he cums. Or ha strange rainbow coloured dream-sex where his body floats and Dream’s kisses feel like champagne bubbles.

And Dream doesn't leave him. Their friendship doesn't crumble. Hob is safe, he realises. Dream keeps him safe. Always.

[all-my-friends-were-glorious]

Medical History Headcanons - Tammy

MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS

CPTSD - Tammy faced not only the trauma of being forced to carry a child to term at fifteen, but also the harassment of the girls in town over it. For the most part she avoids her triggers as best she can, but she snowballs quickly with too much gossip. 

Clinical Depression - Due to what happened to her so young, she ended up being more or less housebound, and had to drop out of school. As much as she loves her son, he is quite literally why she gets out of bed every day. If she didn’t have him, she doesn’t think she would still be alive.

Generalized Anxiety Disorder - Tammy gets anxious over meeting new people as much as she does seeing people she knew. There are days where her and Mason stay inside all day because she can’t face anyone. It was one thing to have a slutty reputation, but for it to be fully confirmed really messed her up.

PHYSICAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS

Syphilis - While it has been treated successfully, it wasn’t without its complications. The antibiotics did manage to save her life, and she is thankful that she caught it after her son was born. 

Stable Angina - Due to the Syphilis, she has occasional chest pain due to reduced blood flow to the heart muscles. It is not life-threatening, and she does take medication for it.

Seizures - This is another complication of the Syphilis, and one that has been a problem much more rarely. While she doesn’t know the trigger for them, she avoids flashing lights and the like to try and help prevent them. Medication has also been something that helps her. She is terrified of what might happen if her son saw her having one, which doesn’t really help.

Nerve and Joint Damage - Sometimes she cannot hold things properly because of the pins and needles feelings in her hands, or the shooting pain. Her arms, legs, feet, and hands are the biggest places she feels this, and sometimes it makes it hard for her to function. Mason is a big help to her, even if she doesn’t like to rely on him.

[cottonbelles]

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[all-my-friends-were-glorious]

So... you're kennnny's girlfriend. you better treat him right have you gotten your STDS test? (Whaatevaidowhatiwant) (He means well )

[ @whaatevaidowhatiwant ]

[ Tammy ]

“G-girlfriend?” Passing a hand through her hair, she shrugged slightly, then looked away, “I don’t think we’re... You know. That close. He hasn’t even met my son, yet.”

The next part made her frown, and she rolled her eyes, crossing her arms over her chest.

“I’m getting really sick of people asking me shit like that. It’s fine. I don’t have anything.”

Nothing very active, anyway.