everyone is under 10 and for some reason theyre a family?? i like to be flexible. orphan au and theyre all a happy friendship. B)c
also seung jo is around the same age as he is now? prob like a big brother figure to the kids. single dad with like 24 kids that arent his
everyone has a visual rendition of their personality. enjoy my shitfest.
NANA:
nana puts on high heels and smothers her mouth with red crayola hand paint, films music videos dancing, becomes an internet sensation. she smothers in her fame
only eats fruit yogurt cups in front of her fam, but will sometimes steal kentas cheetos, a fun snack,
she hates doritos tho. and every other kind of chip. she only has the best of the best, cheesy puffy cheetos
YOUKO:
manages to reach the oil from the cupboard, smothers it all over the floor, starts fucking SCREAMING AHHHHHHHH HELP MEEEE OH MY GOSHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHH and everyone runs in and trips with the oil and hit their head rly bad and some ppl actually bleed and theyre like. HAHA. :)
why hwy why why why why why. constantly gets their hair stuck in places. once in the printer in some weird way.
probably eats cereal off the carpet.
DAIKI:
OH MY GODDD shed be so good. super clean, tidy, is good at basically everything and can PICK OUT HER OWN CLOTHES!!! sometimes helps the girls pick out theirs as well
draws cute family pics with her tongue like :P in concentration, hums cute songs like LALALALALALAAA but quietly
REALLY doesnt like car rides. she gets dizzy and cries. they have to stop the car so she can stabilize herself and get some fresh air ;__;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1dtPlR7uoc
KAZUKO:
fuckn hates it when the kids watch disney movies, shes like GODDDD CANT WE WATCH SOMETHING SMARTER?
gets sj to put on netflix films like downtown abbey and FUCKING SHERLOCK. 6 yr old thinks benedict cumberbatch is hot. holy shit. she also appreciates legally blonde
when theyre at the restaurant shes always like is this gluten free? does this water have gluten? i want organ water please. kazuko its organic the word is organic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvd3lPnVb9E
JACK:
enjoys being a mean bean
hes just, sitting on the couch, eatin goldfish, when he gets a BRILLIANT IDEA, he just shoves all the goldfish in his mouth and chews them until its like a paste and waddles off the couch and goes to sj and is like, grabs his hand i got a present for u and fucking SPITS THE NASTY GOLDFISH SALIVA BATTER ONTO HIS PALM AND LAUGHS
says weird shit out of context all the time, usually when he is Sleppy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OVg8uov78I
SHIHO:
cute small babby, one of the best behaved kids, p quiet and kind
REALLY LIKES MINIONS AND FROZEN, HAS ALL THE MERC, u name it, notebooks pens candy dolls shirts dresses. wants to name leo’s moth she found olaf. usually belts to either let it go or the banana song while shes showering
one day she tries cooking for sj and its like, oil-soaked eggshell-infested half-done scrambled eggs? he’s like thanks kid just GUZZLES IT ALL DOWN AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT so he cant taste anything. she thinks he really liked them and is flattered. plans to further pursue her cooking talent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxFpfmqBntM
JURO:
hes, like, ra REALLY talented artist. but like REALLY talented. its all he does. one day he shows seung jo his sketchbook (its minions) and all sj sees is weird freaky andro creatures and fucking tanookis and kappas and also butts. he also does the grafitti s thing a lot. hes like HEY IT LOOKS COOL AND AMERICAN
if its a mildly hot day, he fucking pushes shit aside on the fridge and fits himself in. everytime
likes to eat raw tomato sauce. straight from the bottle. its something he Enjoys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA0bX5xsOmY
HAKU:
is an avid gamer. Really good at elite games like minecraft and halo, in particular.
thinks fnaf is REALLY scary. he plays it to assert his alpha status amongst his family
do NOT leave unattended, CAN and WILL finish an entire bottle of 2-liter diet coke. dont fucking test him dude.
LEO:
ALSO AMONGST THE BEST BEHAVED KIDS, just very clean and quiet, doesnt fuss too much
HOWEVER, IF SHE FEELS INSULTED.......she snark u. she kills the game. sometimes she throws the mighty hand and gives you a slap of justice
is kind with bugs, one time while they were in the pool clark had a big bug on his shoulder and he freaked out and leo was like shhhh grabs bug with itty bitty fingers and sets it in a pot and is just. u be happy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlPHzU_DDmY (her genderfluidity allows her to be both kids at the same time)
MILAN:
TALL KID? BIG KID? often mistaken for being older than hen actually is
hens good EXCEPT WHEN HE REFUSES TO BRUSH HIS TEETH BECAUSE HES SETTING A GOAL HERE, SEUNG JO- seung jo pushes hens teeth apart and just. brushes milans teeth himself.
REALLY GULLIBLE- hen always clicks the CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WON! things. always. gets sad when hen dont get anything.
oh my GOD the DEVIL, WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!!!!
shes like the kid from orphan fhfkjfhkfhkflfkg, always wears cute dresses and wool tights and theyre always dark. its her Thing. sometimes borrows her dresses, but only when shes feeling generous.
goes to the kids when theyre eating anything with seeds and is like, ‘You’re gonna get seeds in your tummy and theyll grow and you’ll die!!!!”
CLARK:
also a shy kid, but hes rly nice. also rly tall, gets mistaken for being older. constantly looks like hes about to cry
probably prone to getting sick a lot?? HES A GOOD KID! he likes soups
OMFG hed see shit on the internet like, REAL MERMAIDS CLICK AND WATCH!!!! and its a shitty cgi mermaid and hes like WOAHHHHH!! and sj doesnt have the heart to tell him. Kazuko does though. it takes its toll on him
MARCO:
hes RIDICULOUSLY GOOD AT ONLINE GAMES, like RIDICULOUSLY GOOD. You can hit him up at runescape, habbo, imvu, club penguin, etc etc.
BEGS seung jo to buy him gold memberships to games. hes like, PLEASE, YOU CAN TAKE AWAY MY SNACKS BUT PLEASE GIVE ME A GOLD MEMBERSHIP I HAVE TO BE THE BEST!!!!
probably always wears a batman suit and never takes it off. he has like two when hes not wearing one hes wearing the other
KENTA:
he LOVES bad cheesy american movies, probably cries while watching high school musical
drums on EVERYTHING with pencils, puts EVERYTHING in his mouth including tohrus intricate handmade gundam/pokemon figurines made out of play-do
he really likes cheetos and always gets in fights with nana because he KEEPS CATCHING HER SNEAKING IN HIS CHEETOS and shes like NUH UH
like mentioned above, he makes really careful and lovingly-made shounen anime figurines. he enjoys his job. sometimes he sells them to seung jo for a couple hundred yen.
during the winter when it snows, he fulls a big bucket of water and grabs a towel and just, goes around the neighborhood and cleans the cars. sometimes the neighbors see him and coo over him and give him some bux. he didnt ask for them, but hey, a man’s gotta eat
most skilled at doing dirt cakes
CHEN FA:
rly into haute couture, but what he does is just steals some of the girls shirts, also takes a patterned sheet and cuts it and then pastes it with super glue so its a skirt. its dots + stripes, clashing colors. he thinks hes rockin it.
RLY OBSESSED WITH MAKING HIS OWN VIDEO SERIES AND BEING FAMOUS, so he just canoodles the fam into acting in his new yt video series, I Can’t Belive He Stole My Car! where everyone has to figure out who stole the car. the car is one of jack’s hot wheels toys on super close up. sometimes he wants to appear too so he asks seung jo to hold the camera, seung jos shitty iphone.
it gets max 50 views and 1 like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYR8FVO0HPs
ELYSIA:
very into science in general, seung jo gets her like a shitload of science tricks and diy experiment kits and all of bill nyes seasons with japanese subs bc he wants her to also practice her reading? She Smort
but SHE RLY LIKES WHEN IT RAINS, and like REALLY RAINS, its like the worse the weather the more hype she gets. has a very kickass permeable coat and matching rainboots.
has a RLY SLIGHT LISP and one day when calandra tries out her experiment kit shes like CALANDRA EXCUTHE MY POTTY MOUTH BUY YOU ARE A THCUMBAGGGGgggg. both get grounded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8ymOt62H1o
KEN:
OH MY GOD KEN IS RLY INTO INUYASHA FOR SOME REASON? HE HAS A HUGE CRUSH ON KAGOME. often criticized for his shite taste in waifus. he doesnt Care.
just randomly starts speaking in mandarin? for some reason? he likes trolling people
oh my god hed be the kid thats like. PASSWORD PASSWORD YOU NEED A PASSWORD TO GET IN. stands by the door. YOU GOTTA GUESS THE PASSWORD. seung jo just scoops him up this is public property ken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEpwJRyyds8
HALE:
OMFG SHES SO CHIPPER?? SHES ALSO RLY TINY??? but also RLY STRONG. beats milan and clark at arm wrestling. her goal is to defeat seung jo, training by arm wrestling kenta and jack. theyre training her.
HAS A WHEEZY LAUGH AND LAUGHS A LOT????? also probably has broken her nose before and she just. laughed before bursting into tears as the pain kicks in.
ENROLLED INTO TAEKWONDO!!! sj wants her to defend herself. she will beat up these kids anyday. probably takes her for ice cream afterwards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTeSMchi_34
WAKANA:
she also gets a lil pissed when theyre watching disney. god, she was watching her shoujo! she doesnt know what happens to mew mew! gosh darn it.
has a shit load of chars but also has a self insert she ships with inuyasha. watches it with ken and is like, ugh i hate kagome and inuyasha together, you should make yourself date kagome too so they cant have eachother
quiet, educated, shit taste in fashion
MIKI:
JESUSSSSS MIKIS SO YOUNG AND SHES ALREADY DISCOVERED 9GAG? AND SHE GOES THERE FANATICALLY? AND CANT MISS A POST?? sometimes she doesnt get it but is like, ok look guys this guy is called troll man and hes bad but hes funny so its ok!! haha you got TROLLED!
has a LOT of inside jokes. usually one per sibling. and its their secret and its fun. everyone likes miki, shes a sport
but she also takes up a lot of the hot water, and it pisses people off
FUMIO:
PROBABLYYY ALSO ONE OF THE BEST BEHAVED KIDS. HES SO NICE. not rly, shy? just educated. knows when to be quiet, always eats his veggies. his sibs try to get him to ***branch out*** but sj insists that its FINE and its GOOD BEING ORIGINAL and please dont listen to them fumio
hes so CLEAN! GOTTA GET CLEAN! always in a crisp button up. probably also wears socks and shorts. he just radiates goodness
likes going to the park and feeding the pidgeons and also gives homeless sleeping ppl sandwiches for some reason? like theyre sleeping and he leaves them a wrapped veggie sandwich, cause what if theyre lactose intollerant or vegan?
MIGNON:
the BEST at arguments. even better than seung jo. ALWAYS gets her way. shes very nice though and good to the fam, always a fight mediator. good mod for games.
REQUIRES her milk with three tablespoons of instant chocolate mix, her sandwiches crustless and cut diagonally, and also if its not a problem could you please put some carrot slices aside for her to snack pretty pretty please please pleaseee??
steals the remote control and demands 100 yen for it
we were talking about fighting games / palette swaps in cyn and i really wanted to do this.... so i did ( and im glad i did bc i feel like im starting to get back in the art groove )
I totally also forgot to post this up here but this was graciously set up by Nay and Gwyn and anyone (players, anons, other people following the game) is free to help improve it!
