E: I'm a double half elf
H: A double half elf? Like, you're elf on both sides? Isn't that just a whole elf?
E: One of my parents is a drow. The other is a forest elf
H: Oof. I bet family reunions are fun
E: You have no idea. These days I spend most of my time with my half-brother's family
H: Your elf brother or your drow brother?
E: My gnome brother. My elf dad was what you might call "a real bard's bard"












