#da fudge

[enchanteecloneclub]

Okay. But like why am I always horny tho.......

[arcfallens]

at lunch i was outside eating when i saw a dude running with no shirt on in the cold with a flag with the word trump(f). I dont remember if it was on a rainbow flag but it was colorful. O-O)

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Noting that down as one of the weirdest things i ever seen in my life.

[nerd-on-duty]

I don’t get it. I’m losing followers as soon as I’m online but I’m also getting more notes than ever??

[muohtti]

Boy: *Makes a huge deal about catching a rabbit with hands..*

Girl: Haha, why do you even need weapons?

Boy: You find it funny, huh? *Throws dead rabbit to girl..*

Girl: -.- I'm a 19 year old half-demon who lived alone with hmy father, most of my life.. And now have lived all alone for five years.. How the fuck do you expect me to react to you throwing around a dead rabit?

[paddykirk-blog]

haha wow so i had a dream that jay hogart from degrassi was my new boyfriend and some of my friends and i were going to Rainbows End and jay worked there?? so he came to my house ad picked us up in a bus rl early in the morning but it wasn;t really a bus it was like a tractor thing with like tiny 2 person seats trailing behind but it was really fast?? and then we got there and i kissed jay a lot and then we went into rainbows end and went on some rides and for some reason we had to go home and we went to someones house and heaps of people were arguing and i was raging because it was only 3:10pm and rainbows end closes at 5:30 and then i made out with jay some more??

[paddykirk-blog]

-I walk out of my room wearing a playsuit and a crop jumper

Mum: You look like a noonoo

Me: What's a noonoo?

Mum: One of those old ladies who wear weird things

Me: okay I'll get changed then....

-I come out wearing an outfit I was sure she'd disprove of

Me: Is this better?

Mum: You look lovely and not like a noonoo!

Me: I AM LITERALLY WEARING A SLIP AS A SKIRT WITH A MEN'S TSHIRT AND NANAS CARDIGAN

Mum: Yea but it looks hobo-chic and not like a noonoo

[wastetimer]

You have to be a lady to grow a mustache

Notthatgerly

[jokeronthetardis]

Myself and I...talking...

Me: Okay..I'm driving part of the way home tomorrow...I need to sleep..

Inner Me: Yeah, but it's already late...

Me: So? I should sleep SOME

Inner Me: Didn't you get no sleep before the drive to Ohio?

Me: Yes, but I was awake enough...

Inner Me: Drink a pot of coffee in the morning...you'll do great

Me: But...I still have to be awake to pack!

Inner Me: That is what you get for working on projects, Tumbl-ing, fb-ing..etc..

Me: Okay...Stahp that...

Inner Me: Just saying...

Me: I should sleep.......

Inner Me: Yes you should...shame on you!

Me: If I had Miss Sheepy it'd be better....

Inner Me: Yeah...she's on a bed...with two strangers...how could you?

Me: *tears up* STAHP IT!.....I know....

Inner Me: *Cries with me* Poor Miss Sheepy

Me: MISS SHEEPY!!!!!!!!