#dad chronicles

[glittter-vamp]

Guys,

My dad got ME a damn horse 😂

I have a new son & he needs a name.

[jasontoddsguns]

My dad looked down at his phone, got the biggest shit eating grin, turned to me and said, “Hey (name) your thoughts about the joker being pregnant?”

[lilacandladybugs]

My dad is very cool and follows me on tumblr but he doesn't have the app downloaded so I send him memes in our messages and then I pull up them up in real life and show him everything I've been saving for him

[masked-goat]

Dad: "I think you'll live for another 30 days."

Me: "Not if I have anything to do with it."

[glittter-vamp]

Not my father in law buying us an above ground pool for the upcoming summer (his wedding gift to us) and my dad getting jealous talking about “why didn’t you tell me you wanted a pool, I would have bought it”

And so now he wants to get one JUST for Nis.

[glittter-vamp]

My dad is getting a colonoscopy today and this is how he texts me 😂

Also my ex roommie is taking him since my dad is not allowed to drive back & has to have someone waiting for him and my ex roomie is bullying my dad about it 😂

[glittter-vamp]

Dads breakfast>>>>

[glittter-vamp]

You’ll always find my dad & I drinking long island blues together 😋 Cheers everyone!