Derek: Why are there little handprints on the walls?
Stiles (to baby Eli): Why are there little handprints on the walls?
Eli: Because I have little hands.
Stiles: Because he has little hands
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Derek: Why are there little handprints on the walls?
Stiles (to baby Eli): Why are there little handprints on the walls?
Eli: Because I have little hands.
Stiles: Because he has little hands
Hi can i please make a stiles request? Possibly dad stiles and or reader and stiles trying for a baby? Thanks😛
Stiles having a breeding kink? Um, yes. Thank you!
First of all, I need to point out how Stiles immediately gets excited when he finds out that his girl's gorgeous tits will get bigger. He has a lot to learn about pregnancy, especially since his mom wasn't around for most of his upbringing and his dad gets too uncomfortable to talk about "women things". That being said, every new fact he learns entices him more, and he uses that against her when he fucks her.
"You're gonna look so good for me with your big, leaking tits and your pretty swollen belly. All because of me, because of my baby."
If she ever blows him, he refuses to let her swollen his cum, insisting that he does so inside of her because he doesn't want to "waste" it. And so he does, and he keeps his cock deep inside of her to make sure that not a single drop leaks out.
"Stiles, you're literally soft now, you can pull o-"
"No! It has to stay in there! I need them to do their job."
"'Them'?"
"Yeah, my... my sperm."
At this point, she's trying not to laugh, and he pouts at her mockery of his dedication.
He begs to fuck her any place, any time, but as soon as she seems even slightly hesitant, he yields. His stamina may be out of this world, but he certainly still respects her. He can't expect her to keep up with him all the time, so he doesn't. However, his impatience is, well... Let's just say he buys a pregnancy test every day on his way home from work (he's an adult here, minors should not be trying for a baby). At every negative test, he either groans or quietly tears up. It's a heartbreaking process, but at least they have each other.
I saw a video where a little kid is having a Spider-Man themed party and his uncle comes out as Spider-Man but the little kid is crying cause he wants his uncle to see Spider-Man too.
So image Eli is having a Spider-Man themed birthday party and stiles comes out as Spider-Man but Eli starts to cry cause he wants stiles to meet Spider-Man too. So stiles has to switch out of the costume with Isaac so Eli and him can play with spider-man together. But Eli plays with stiles more and basically ignores Spider-Man.
why is there barf?, Sterek, 100w, general A03 7/29/22 (curl, tremble, safe) theme: parents @sterekdrabbles
Stiles wasn't sure what he thought being a parent would be like. But he could definitely say that he wasn't ready for the unlimited barf that a small child could have. His little girl curled against him, trembling. He knew that she felt safe when she was close to him like this, especially when Derek was out of town on pack business. He held her close to him, kissing the top of her head. “Daddy will be home soon,” he told her softly, running his nose atop her head. Barf was terrible, but he wouldn't have it any other way.
[Isaac enters Scott and Stiles room]
Isaac: Yo, Dad. [looks at them] Jesus.
Scott: ISAAC. We were- we weren't-[sits down]
Stiles: We weren't doing anything. [makes a quick move]
Isaac: I'm gonna go. Liam! Don’t come into their bedroom now.
"NO LIAM I THINK YOU'RE CONFUSED" HE SAID THAT LIKE A DAD
Imagine Eli gets in trouble at school and is waiting - terrified - in the principal’s office for his dad. But his dad isn’t the one who walks through the door: Stiles is.
Stiles looks like he’s ready to intereogate Eli, but calmly asks him to tell him what happened. Eli starts telling him and every time the teacher who brought him in tries to interrupt, Stiles cuts the teacher off and tells Eli to continue.
“He kept hitting the kid, so I—”
“You hit him,” the teacher interjects.
Before Eli can object, Stiles says, “That’s a leading question.”
“What are you, a lawyer?” the teacher scoffs.
“No,” Stiles replies, watching for a second as the teacher’s face twists with a smug smile that Stiles can’t wait to wipe off his face. “I’m an FBI special agent.”
There it is. The smile is wiped clean off the teacher’s face.