tldr I will now be becoming the “homophobic pastor with a megaphone” at GT but with a super sexy “I love you. fuck the church and crapitalism. SURVIVE OUT OF SPITE MOTHERFUCKERS” dyky twist. my megaphone is teal so I AM dodging the Futurama hot pink megaphone allegations at least 😬
NO GODS (sorry Usopp)
SOME Masters (AND DOCTORS)
NO POPES (sorry Franky)
SOME PASTORS
no roof (or FUCKING BATHTUB DRUGS)
SOME rafters
ALL COPS
ARE BASTARDS (BC THE GOOD ONES DONT PUT UP WITH IT ALL)
GOOD FUCKING LUCK WITH FINALS EVERY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! remember your pencils, cheat sheets, and calculators!!!!!!!! I love you all so much and you can get through the end of the school year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As soon as I get 4 D batteries (fun fact, that is my bra size actually) I will make my thoughts EVERYONE IN THE CITY OF ATL’s PROBLEM
I’ll just crack enough jokes n throw out enough complements n b white enough to diffuse the situation 🐸🫣











