More Incorrect Quotes featuring Iruma and Dadlego Because I'm Not Normal About It:
Iruma: Is it normal to want to kiss a guy?
Kalego, narrowing his eyes suspiciously: Why? Who's put their hands on you?
Iruma: No one?
Kalego, internally sighing out of relief: 😮💨
Iruma: Is it a bad thing?
Kalego: Yes. Don't do it. You're too young.
Iruma: ... Sensei, I'm 15—
Kalego: Too. Young.
Iruma: Balam-sensei, do you know if something's wrong with Kalego-sensei?
Balam: There shouldn't be. Why?
Iruma: Yesterday, he threw a large book at Sabnock's head because he was "too close to me", hissed at Purson when he hugged me for longer than five minutes, and dragged me behind him when he thought Azz-kun and Clara were "suffocating" me and spent the rest of the lecture fighting off the rest of the class. Not to mention the other times he's chewed out every single person in the class who gives me physical touch for longer than he deems necessary.
Balam, trying to hold back laughter: I-I'm sure it's nothing serious...
Iruma, who doesn't quite believe it but nods anyway: Ok...
Ameri, flirting with Iruma and his oblivious self not getting it:
Kalego, in the faculty office, pausing mid-sip of tea and narrowing his eyes at the wall: 😐
Iruma, having fun reading until the door is kicked open and then is scrambling to hide the manga: 😨
Kalego, walking in: Iruma, I need to talk to you about your grades.
Iruma, blinking: But aren't my grades fine—?
Kalego, picking him up and walking out of the room with his usual expression: Shut your mouth.
Ameri, who doesn't know what just happened: ???
Robin: Hey, Iruma! What are you doing in the faculty office?
Iruma, exasperated: Kalego-sensei dropped me off here and told me not to leave because, and I quote, "Some of your classmates are being stupid about you and I can't stand the sight."
Balam, trying not to laugh in his little corner:
Iruma: I'm not allowed to leave Balam-sensei's side unless absolutely necessary.
Meanwhile...
Kalego, absolutely incensed: The next time I see any of you little brats tainting Iruma with your lustful eyes, all of you are dying.
The rest of the Misfit Class, realizing that Kalego is Iruma's father figure and they have to get his approval too: ...
Kalego, hovering behind Irumi (after finding out Iruma crossdressed) with a murderous expression as he looks at everyone else in his presence: ...
Kerori, in Kuromu attire, whispering: Why is he here?
Iruma, sighing: He said he doesn't trust security to do their job properly...
Kerori: Overprotective father figure alert.
Iruma: He's not my father figure...
Kalego, actively throwing hands with creeps and summoning Cerberus to scare off any other creeps:
Kerori: Sure...
Iruma: Kalego-sensei, you can not keep interrupting my outings.
Kalego, raising an eyebrow: Oh, so you hate me.
Iruma: No! I just want you to go back to not caring about me...
Kalego, staring at Iruma: I don't care about you. I care about your education and those other brats are a distraction.
Iruma: Sensei, please... This is not necessary.
Kalego, deadpan: Iruma, respectfully, I will die if I do not insult your classmates and the student council president.
Iruma, torn: ...
Balam, trying to keep his mouth shut to stop himself from laughing:
Henri, internally as he approaches Babyls: Ok, I will get an answer from Iruma and take him to safety.
Henri, approaching Iruma: Ok, there he is. Now to just—
Kalego, materializing out of thin air next to Iruma and looking right at Henri: 🤨
Iruma: Huh? Kalego-sensei? Where did you come from?
Kalego: You aren't in class. I'm dragging you back.
Iruma: Kalego-sensei, it's lunchtime—
Kalego, already dragging him away: I don't care.
Henri, processing what he just saw: ???
Balam: Kalego, when are you going to admit that you actually care about Iruma and consider him your pup?
Kalego: Shichiro, the day I admit anything to anyone else is the day I'm dead and buried.
Balam: You're not denying it?
Kalego: You don't consider him yours too?
Balam: ...
Kalego: ...
Both of them start making out.
Fun stuff, incorrect quotes. Also yes, I'm a shipper of Kalego and Balam. They are cute together.










