#daetalks

[milkyybuns]

Things I look for in a man:

Forearm bigger than my calf

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TL;DR

Tengen’s God complex is just a cover up, poor man just want to nap with wives and draw some doodles.

Ok little ramble about what art teacher! Uzui Tengen tells us about his personality.

Anyone else think it’s super interesting that in the canon Kimetsu Academy specials Tengen is almost like an antisocial emo art kid? The way he wears a hoodie like all the time? Like he is not actually as extroverted and a big party animal jock as some college!AU fics depict him as. (Still a ladies man though judging by number of chocolates in the valentines special).

Which leads me to think that in the beginning he wasn't born a loud and flashy person. That personality change was basically an act of rebellion against everything he hated: his shinobi upbringing +his dad.

I feel like under his self-confident attitude there is a lot of insecurity (as seen in the conversation with Gyutaro where he says he is not talented and seem almost envious of other pillars such as Rengoku and Muichiro).

Idk I just can't stop overthinking about why they put him in this grey ass hoodie alone in the art room rather than like make him the loud music/sport teacher/jock vibes.

[milkyybuns]

Ok but I need to see a battle scene with Tengen + all three wives working in perfect sync and being fucking badass

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A character’s voice is 80% of how attractive they are. Change my mind.

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Imagine edging tengen and when he's whimpering with tears bubbling at the corners of his eyes. And you wrap your hand around his throat, choking gently,“oh if only everyone knew how pretty you look like this, all teary faced for me.”

Till he just snaps and flips you over, thick fingers digging into your hips as he holds you down and just pounds you into the mattress~♡

Have a lovely day, dae my beloved

mmm

switch tenten 💕💕💕💕💕💕

Mmm Mmm Mmmmmm

ugh love it when they snap

it’s always cos they can’t take it anymore

he wanted to be a good boy for you, be patient...

but it’s too much, you're too much

he needs you right fucking now.

"m'sorry sweetheart- it's your fault, hahh~♡ for teasing me like that-!"

♡

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that kind of thing, yknow.

[milkyybuns]

Only met this mf for two seconds and I already KNOW he would be the biggest tease + praise dom like this man is an ASSHOLE and I need him to tie me up

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Reblog this with your FICTIONAL type vs your IRL type.

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I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY