Cause of cramping I’m just imaging some of the Top Gun boys if reader got their period (and it’s very early in the relationship)
Like Bradley’s confused but trying his absolute best. When Nat saw reader’s multiple text complaining and Bradley silently freaking out, she stepped in and just told him “ask if she needs snacks and if so, what kinds. Get her what she asks for. You’ll thank me later.” He was so thankful for that cause he knew next to NOTHING 😭
Jake’s the type of guy to try and give helpful advice. It’s not advice the reader hasn’t heard a million times before and she might throw a pillow at him to get him to shut up. “No uterus, no opinion, Bagman.” He gets slightly offended at the nickname but he checks himself and sticks to just being helpful in whatever way she’d need.
Bob is a man who was raised around women. His mother, several sisters. He knows what to do, no extra help necessary. He gets everything the reader could possibly need/wants. He helps in anyway he can without being overbearing about it, ready to do whatever she might need.
(This is my way to cope with cramps lol)
oh my god dude i'm so sorry i was scrolling through my inbox to find some stuff and i saw this... hold on, I LOVE THIS 😭 can i talk about the daggers when you're on your period??? please and thank you, i'm gonna (cause i know you won't mind) 🖤
warning: mentions of period sex???
bradley 'rooster' bradshaw: he just wants to help! he's there for you, in any way he can be. heating pad, snacks, massages, a nap in his arms. it's all for you. sometimes he'll text nat for advice if you're in a particularly snippy mood... but most of the time it's "tell me what you need, baby. need me to shut up?" and he means it. and sometimes he'll bake you cookies cause that's how his mom used to cheer him up when he was sad or hurt.
jake 'hangman' seresin: he won't let it show, but he knows everything. he's googled the shit out of how he can help you on your period but he's so casual about. he won't dote or ask, he'll just show up with painkillers and your favourite take out, and rub your back until it stops aching. he's lowkey afraid of you when those bad moods hit, but he also thinks you're hot when you're mad, so period sex is never off the table.
javy 'coyote' machado: similar to bradley, but he's just trying to make you smile more. he'll try to distract you. “are we crying or fighting today? either is fine by me." he'll send you memes and tiktoks, suggest silly movies and provide all the snacks in the world. he also genuinely thinks women are strong as hell for bleeding for a week straight and not dying.
natasha 'phoenix' trace: gets it. obviously. she knows what you need before you need it, she doesn't fuss (cause duh, she deals with it too) but she's still empathetic as hell. she won't take your bad moods thoughs, if you snap at her, she's not afraid to snap back. but she will threaten to gut the boys if they even dare to breathe the wrong way.
reuben 'payback' fitch: similar to jake, he doesn't fuss, but he knows what to do. he's also super attentive, so he can kind of tell when you're close. he'll intentionally not make plans to go out, he knows you're happier to stay in, watch movies, and binge junk food. and so is he. you also don't even have to ask for anything, just groan in pain and he's got the heating pad. yawn and he's cuddling up and turning the tv volume down. he's the quiet mvp of period care.
mickey 'fanboy' garcia: the biggest overcompensating goofball, but he means so well. he's the kind of boyfriend you ask to pick up 'pads with wings' and brings home pads... and chicken wings. but it makes you giggle! and then he's straight back to the store to get what you really need. he's all about fuzzy blankets, sweet snacks, and watching whatever sappy movie or tv show you want (and he lowkey enjoys it). he gives the best massages too, sometimes a little too good, and if you ask he'll lay a towel down and fuck you sweetly because he read once that orgasms help with cramping.
robert 'bob' floyd: this man tracks your cycle. he knows you almost better than you know yourself, and he knows what you need. he's always trying to find new and improved ways of helping your cramps, headaches, and other painful things. herbal teas, weird stretches, specific smoothie combos. he makes sure you eat well, drink plenty of water, and he restocks your supplies without you even asking. and of course, he also knows a good orgasm helps, and he doesn't hesitate if you ask.
am i saying that every single dagger squad member are perfectly perfect on your period? yes i am. thank you for coming.
