#dankato

[enbysciencesnek]

Dan: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Orochimaru: Tipsy

Tsunade: Wasted

Jiraiya: Dead

[enbysciencesnek]

Dan: Tsunade's... er... friend?? came over

Dan: All they did was lie seductively on the piano and feed themself grapes.

Dan: I don't like them but I respect their lifestyle

Jiraiya, facepalming: You met Orochimaru

[frances048]

Some things I'm working on for #narutoweek on Tumblr #wip #gaara#nawaki #tsunade #narutouzumaki #dankato #sandsiblings #mechanicalpencil

[fierykage]

"Happy birthday, Tsunade!"

She felt the heat rise to cheeks as she heard the words escape his mouth, Dan always knew how to make her flustered, even if it was something as simple as ‘Happy Birthday’. “Thank you, Dan." 

[fierykage]

@dan-kato

 dan-kato said: Tsunade?

With one quick motion Tsunade cupped a hand over his mouth quickly stopping him from saying her name, "Dan, don't!" Her breaths were labored and her cheeks red from the previous events, "Trust me...you do not want to say my name...if you do then...I'll...well you know.."

[super-pervy-sage]

Excuse me. Good morning. But my butt is still better.

"Hu - Wha? Oh, Jesus Christ, fuck it's bright out... Dan? What the hell are you talkin' about butts for? Wha - Oh, shit, I groped you last night, didn't I? Shit."

[super-pervy-sage]

"Pretty manly. I'm impressed." Dan nodded.

Jiraiya smiled and nodded. "Thanks, Dan... that's really nice of you to say," he murmured.

[super-pervy-sage]

"My ass is the manliest of the manliest."

"Yeah... you have a pretty manly ass, Dan. What about my ass?" he asked.