#danmei blobs

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Ships

One of the funniest things in mdzs is the unbelievable ship size difference between our main canon couple the HMS Wangxian, and every other vessel in the story. Canon or (mostly) non-canon, who cares! They are humongous no matter what.

It doesn't deter the brave shippers who man the rest of the mdzs Navy. From decent sized, rival ships, tiny rarepairs and more policules than I've ever seen in years...

Passions run very high, in that side of the fandom ocean!

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Yi City blobs

hehehe I made something silly today >w<

Poor Blob-Yang! Whatever will become of him...

EDIT: Blobs have their own channel now! Find them here! >w<

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Li Lianhua's entourage

What a peculiar collection of people this Li Lianhua managed to gather in the course of his adventures! And it's all those two problematic blob's fault, that's for sure. He only wanted to die in peace...

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Jin Ling's army (of uncles)

Poor yao!

Jin Ling summons "uncle" and rolled a straight 20! Supper effective! Jin Ling's uncles is probably the most extensive joke in the mdzs fandom, and I'm happy to have finally added something about it >w<

By the way, there is also about a dozen extra blobs around there wondering why they suddenly teleported away from home, because Jin Guangshan's dick resume is longer than a hot summer day.

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The Jiang Sect

The Jiang Sect!!!

The last of the five great sects to be introduced in the blob-verse, and one of the funnest.

Compared to the stiff Lan, the filthy rich Jin, the moustache-twirling evil Wen and the Nie cacti, the Jiang sect seem simply a bunch of grapes living their best life surrounded by beautiful loti and lakes full of fish.

Laid-back, happy-go-lucky, slightly undisciplined, utterly uncivilized in the eyes of the stricter sects... Is it a wonder, how much Wei Ying could thrive under their guidance?

I mean, look at this!!!! CQL, sects are paying homage to the dead fallen at war, and suddenly Wei Wuxian appears on the roof! All the sect disciples perfectly aligned, look at the Lan, you could build a whole railway bridge on those square shoulders and stiff backs...

And then you look to the right, and there we have our vine of grapes, happily gossiping away at the sight of their old friend.

Hippy Jiangs, happy Jiangs, just get massacred every now and then, but they always come back swinging.

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The Nie Sect

The Nie sect joins the blob-verse!

Sad to say not a lot of Nies are mentioned by name and really only 2 of them count for the story. But what a duo!

The Nie brothers have one of the most fascinating relationships in the series, to the point that it is really one of the driving forces of the plot.

Also, incest is just one letter away from Niecest and I love that.

Go cactus blobs!

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Where Do Babies Come From?

Wen Qing is too old for this XD

Ah, but here we have, the time-old question. How do blobs reproduce?? It is a mystery worth exploring... some other day.

Enjoy some Burial Mounds shenanigans!

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The Lan Sect

Behold the Lan Sect!

Peerless cultivators! Magnificent fur fluffy like a cloud! The absolute pride of the blob Jianghu and they won't let anyone forget it!

What a nice bunch of blobs!