Sirius: *sniffs*
Regulus: what
Sirius: *sniffs harder*
Regulus: yes, something definitely stinks in here
Narcissa: it’s Bellatrix
Bellatrix: no, it’s not me!
Sirius: prove it
Bellatrix: I am literally straight out from under the shower
Narcissa: and what’s this little worm feeding on a carcass on your forearm
Bellatrix: you know very well that this is the dark mark of the death eaters
Regulus: there it is
Bellatrix: what
Regulus: the smell of bullshit













