#darkly funny

[changelingchilde9]

[pandorasboxoftreasures]

Recom Quaritch if he was his dead dad - Part 1:

Spider: Please, don’t do this! This is wrong! What you’re doing here is...

Quaritch: SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE! *Shoots the Tsahik himself* 

*Sips coffee watching the village burn from the deck of the SeaDragon after the Ta'unui confessed*

[clatterbane]

I really never would have thought that I would be considering buying a box of just plain rocks, like you can readily find on the ground most places. *cries in Appalachian*

But, here we are. Also having difficulty just heading down to the Öresund and grabbing some off the damn shore. There are plenty of rocks there which shouldn't leach anything I don't want into an aquarium. Boil 'em a few minutes, and you're probably good.

[village-of-the-damned]

Gerry being introduced singing a George Michael song and later being arrested in a public toilet is some very funny foreshadowing

[princeofpaths]

Travis wearing a shirt that says “slaughter maneuver” on tonight of all nights... poetic cinema

[queenlyfae]

Me: I’m not that ADD. As long as I take my medication and go to bed at a reasonable hour I’m okay.

@doggolovingace : yo why did you text me at 3AM saying ‘there should be A remake of Cyrano in modern times but set in high school and quote ‘all the gay’?

Me: because my piece of shit mind can’t sleep why do you ask?

[lepromatosis]

"In Imperial, Nebraska, the [rabies] afflicted animal was literally a lamb, part of a child’s 4-H project gone terribly, almost biblically awry."

from Rabid: A Cultural History of the World’s Most Diabolical Virus by Bill Wasik & Monica Murphy

[clatterbane]

With some interesting standards, I was also reminded of some videos Mr. C ran across maybe last week, from some white American dude in Sweden. (And he’s been watching a lot of YouTube on the TV, so I got to halfway see them too.)

I probably would have found that guy annoying even without one thing, but I thought my eyes were going to roll out of my head at one item in a video that was like “10 Things That Might Surprise You In Sweden!“ (I really don’t feel like looking that up.)

“You are going to feel hideously ugly by comparison!”

(Blah blah, the stereotypes are really true! These are the most attractive people anywhere ever, and you as a fellow White American will inevitably feel like a toad around them! Blah.)

I got more irritated because that kind of sentiment is just so acceptable. Without a lot of people wanting to look at where that programming has even been coming from.