#date everything able

[crystallomancy]

date everything

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[spears-literature]

°[Date Everything Headcannons]°

I do this thing when I run into things/trip over them. I usually apologize to whatever the object is, whether it's a table, counter, desk, etc. So this would be their reaction to that behavior after they speak to the reader for the first time. Or something like that. (I don't know what I'm doing, but I had this idea at work.)

Might do some other characters if requested.~

(Able/Cabrizzio/Dorian/)

[Able] 🪵

I just know that Able would find ya absolutely adorable. Before you even got your hands on the Dateviators, he'd think you were the sweetest thing since honey.

When the day finally comes that you meet him face to face, expect a bit of teasing. Nothing mean-spirited, just the kind of playful jabs someone throws when they’re fond of you. And he'll bring it up again, from time to time, like it's an inside joke only the two of you share.

And after that, anytime you run into him in the future after you apologize, he'd respond, "It's alright, sweetheart," catching you off guard the first few times, since you aren't used to objects talking just yet, and partly because of how natural it sounds coming from him, like he’s been calling you that forever.

[Cabrizzio] 🗄️

Another thing he absolutely adores about you. Something that never fails to make him soften is your kindness. It’s in the way you speak, the quiet patience in your voice, the warmth in your eyes when you look at him. There’s a gentleness to you, something effortless and genuine, like it’s just part of who you are. He notices it in the smallest things: how you handle things with care, how you listen without interrupting, etc.

Honestly, you could do just about anything to him and he wouldn’t even flinch. If you bumped into him by accident? He wouldn’t be annoyed—in fact, he’d think of it as a gift. “Oh, you ran into me?” he’d say with the ghost of a smile.

And he means it, too. In his eyes, your smallest gestures are acts of grace. To be near you is a blessing. To be noticed by you? That’s a privilege he’d never take for granted. Because to him, none of that would matter. You matter. Your presence alone would always outweigh any mishap.

[Dorian] 🚪

It was endearing, really. One of those little things about you that never failed to make him smile. You brought a kind of unintentional charm to every misstep, and he couldn’t help but laugh, not at you, but because of the lightness you carried into the room. But then, you apologized.

Softly. Sincerely. Maybe with a hint of embarrassment in your voice, your eyes darting away like you weren’t sure if it was okay. And just like that, his laughter stopped, not because he was upset, but because the tenderness in your voice caught him completely off guard.

Once you finally met him, he'd tell you to be more careful. He'd hate to see you hurt yourself. “No need to apologize,” he’d say eventually, his voice low, his tone different now, more thoughtful, more sincere. “You didn’t do anything wrong Love.”

[just-the-clown]

Imagine a Reader who actually gets bitches and routinely brings people home to have sex with just all over the house. Just all the objects every now and then getting front row seats to you absolutely ruining someone, on the table, against the wall, over the cabinets, in the shower, the bath, the couch, fuck it might as well pull a “oh no I’m stuck in the washing machine” and give Washford and Drysdale a show

God I kinda wanna write drabbles now

[fragi1eang3l]

dad!abel for the soul

[askthedateables]

Sorry for bumping into doors and doorways, Dorian😔 and Sorry for hitting my pinky toe often Able. I'm a very clumsy person💔

*able just chuckled softly* "Well, it's quite all right. I know it's never on purpose. Just please try and be more careful, don't want anything worse to happen to ya"

"Exactly what I was gonna say. I can handle the occasional bump, and I don't mind so long as I know it's accidental."

[rollwithdicey]

Who your favorite Dateable in Date Everything?

My Date Everything Dateables Ranked

Honestly I don't have just one but I have a Top 10 going, but so far:

Authors Note: I slowly realized I have a type as I was making the list, which I already knew I had, but this just proved my point 😳😭🥴

1 - Eddie and Volt (Mostly Eddie)

2 - Chance, my beloved

3 - Tony (Kinda Volt as well)

4 - Lyric, people sleeping on my man

5 - Dorian, had a good story but wish it was a bit easier to follow

6 - Bodhi, not a huge fan of the 80's accent but he's still dorkable

7 - Cabrizzio, I do love foreign men I won't lie, seemed kinda basic though, not great but not bad

8 - Daisuke, I could've loved him more but his story just wasn't that interesting to me

9 - Able, same as Daisuke, cute but not super interesting

10 - Amir, also would've liked a better story, but still a good pick overall

Honorable mentions

Johnny Splash, not a big fan of the Elvis but still a creative idea overall

Cam, not a huge fan of the monotone edgelord stuff but I only got the friend ending so I would like to go back and get his love ending

Henry Hoove, I liked him in the demo but when everyone started getting his hate ending really easily it turned me away

Kristof, again with foreign men, not big on his personality though

Luke Nukem, he makes me laugh, that it

This is my overall top ten, not just the men. I'm still unsure of my sexuality in general and thought I was Bisexual for a long time but I'm slowly starting to see that I'm somewhere on the Asexual Spectrum, so I'll probably make a different list for just favorite female dateables because I do love the girls for different reasons!!

[niatara2010]

Out of blog post

Guess who finally got date everything! Thats right my sugar daddy (not really) bought it for me yesterday!! God so far i love betty, hector and abel the most! I've been wanting this game ever since it got announced like a really long time ago.

[junorain]

🧸 anon here! And I would love to hear some things about the big boys showering with the MC to like clean up after sex, yet the fact that theyre in the shower together only makes them wanna fuck more-

Hello darling!

Teddy's such a fan of post-sex snuggles that it's hard to persuade him to leave the bed, but when you can persuade him to get up, he'll stumble into the bathroom with you, lured by the possibility of a bubble-bath. While the tub is filling, you'll both try to wash off the worst of the mess in the sink first, but Teddy gets so distracted rubbing a washcloth over you to clean up his mess that he forgets all about the running water. He's so busy fucking you from behind up against the sink that you only realise the bath is overflowing when the water starts sloshing over the sides and his feet suddenly feel wet, and even then, he doesn't want to stop. He tries to turn around to shut off the water without pulling out, but can't twist far enough and ands up slipping up to his shoulders in the bath water. You're laughing so hard at him that even you struggle to turn off the taps, and by the time you finally stop the water you're both in hysterics, wet and covered in bubbles. You end up fucking on the bathroom floor, on top of the towels you put down to soak up the water, and the water that's still in the bath has gone cold by the time you're done. Neither of you is any cleaner, but you're too fucked out to care at this point.

Stefan likes a scalding hot shower, which is great for getting clean after a round of elaborate food-play, but a bit awkward when your arousal stirs again and you suggest a second round. You compromise either by letting him stay under the hot water while you get on your knees and suck his cock, or turning down the temperature so you can stay under the water while he gets you off. What you both enjoy, though, is cuddling together afterwards when your skin is warm and clean and you both smell great. So maybe you don't fuck in the shower, but you do get another round in while you're still in the bathroom, in front of the mirror so you can watch the way Stefan's face gets super-focused when he's working on giving you yet another mind-blowing orgasm.

Abel is focused entirely on you, even when you're cleaning up after sex - he will stand behind you and wash your hair, or take the washcloth and work his way over your whole body, giving you a taste of what he experiences when you clean and polish the kitchen and dining tables. His hands are strong and he is so thorough that your skin is singing by the time he's done - assuming he can even finish the job - and of course touching you for so long is bound to get him hard again. He can't hold back from kissing you, and as you squeeze together in the shower cubicle you both get soapy hands between your legs, rubbing and stroking each other to completion since you can't stop kissing long enough to do anything else.

Freddy doesn't even attempt to get into the shower with you - no one builds cubicles big enough for yetis. But he will accompany you to the bathroom to clean up, either offering to help with the washclothm, or just hanging out to watch while you shower. He loves the way you smell after a good shower, and can't keep from wrapping you up in a big hug just to get a whiff of you, which often ends up lasting far longer than it should because holding you close is such a turn-on. He often ends up setting you down on the bathroom counter, your legs wide so he can press up against you. Sometimes he'll get to his knees to put his mouth on your sex, and sometimes he's so worked up that he just has to fuck you again, hard and fast, the counter-top at just the right height for him to pound you mercilessly without needing to hold you up or stoop down to reach you. (When you offer to take care of him afterwards, what he enjoys most is having you sit behind him to brush out his fur, which is more soothing than arousing, but it's just as fun for both of you in its own way.)