#dbh conversation

[edmundtheartist]

Me when the fandom insist that Simon was supposed to be an optional love interest.

[minnesota-fats]

Gavin, yelling at a criminal he is aresting: your going down asshole!

criminalbeing, forced into the car: fuck you, you dirty pi- what the fuck is with all the goddamn cat!?

Gavin, slapping the criminal: Shut up, don't disrespect my children!!

[edmundtheartist]

…PEDRO?!?!?!?!

I swear, Connor and Markus somehow manage to encounter so many of the same characters!

[edmundtheartist]

I cannot stress enough how much I despise this ridiculous line.

I don't mean to point out the obvious, but alive or not, they ARE still machines. They're made of metal, hard plastic, wires, engines, microchips, motor liquid, circuitry and machinery. What does that make them? You guessed it! Machines! I have no idea why the word "machine" is treated like a slur in this game, and to say they're alive is fine but to insist that they're not machines? That's just downright stupid and delusional! It's disregarding what they actually are just to act morally virtuous. Meanwhile in the same game we have Carl saying "Humans are fragile machines.", make up your mind, game!

[edmundtheartist]

Cage says Connor is meant to be like Norman Jayden, but ironically, I'd say he's actually more similar to Scott Shelby.

[edmundtheartist]

What should have happened under the conditions that Markus gets kicked out and Connor locates Jericho.

[edmundtheartist]

DPD is so overrated with the fandom. At this point I honestly would have preferred Connor working with the feds instead, maybe make PERKINS the partner. Honestly I think Connor being a feds android who blindly trusts Perkins would have been more interesting than this nonsense we got with Hank, sometimes I wish they just removed him altogether, Hank never gets added, this "surrogate son" bullshit never happens and Connor doesn't infantilized.

[edmundtheartist]

Hot take, Connor should have been portrayed by David Tennant.

The dude is an amazing actor, and he would nail this character. Besides he actually looks to be middle aged as Connor is supposed to look. It would have made this "uwu cute dork" portrayal from the fandom way less severe (if not avoid that nonsense completely).