#dbz fankids

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I kinda wanna write a trans FtM Orion with Zarbon or Cell.

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(turns to the viewer, visibly deranged) hi would you like to talk about my son ?? my son diem sha??? my little freak of nature !?!?!?

When I first got really intro DBZ a few months ago and the Yamcha obsession began, I saw lots of memes about him dating Frieza and Frieza getting mpregged by him which was funny and based, but it got me thinking: How would these guys ever have an actual fankid in strict canon????? Like there's no way they would ever date, yet I wanted to see how I could do it

Thus, we have Diem Sha - a test tube freak made by lingering remnants of the Red Ribbon Army that were inspired by Dr. Gero's Cell experiment, but wanted to scale back the amount of DNA utilized to prevent an overpowered monster. Originally, Diem Sha was going to be a mix of Frieza and Goku, but an intern accidentally dropped the DNA sample for Yamcha instead. Lmao

The Frieza Force picked up Diem Sha's energy, busted him out and he was raised by them. When Frieza is revived, Diem Sha is relatively still young and is overjoyed to meet his father, though Frieza treats him as a disappointing half-breed mutt and pushes him to overcome his "biological weakness," thus Diem Sha is DESPERATE to prove himself by any means necessary. However, there's always an inner good spirit within him that he tries to repress... AUGHH MY SHAYLA

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Harem/Super Poly Hype House Z Fankids Ages and Their Fathers! (To Be Updated)

Orion's Children Eldest to Youngest:

Raditz [56] - Bardock Goku [46] - Bardock Calaba [45] - Unnamed Zarburne [43] - Ginyu Mikumi [40] - Zarbon's Daughter from a previous relationship DELTA PRIME [38] - Adopted Zarbona [36] - Zarbon JJ [34] - Jeice Milku [32] - Burter Donnie [31] - Dodoria Ren [29] - Reccome Gene [28] - Guldo Ruta [27] - Yamcha Coli [26] - Broly (DBZ AND DBS) Dakon [25] - Nappa Kuriza [24] - Frieza Hale [23] - Frieza Zero [22] - Frieza Emerald [21] - Super 17 Eschalot [20] - Super Baby Vegeta (12 Month Age Diff from Emerald) Cicle [18] - King Cold Froze [17] - Frost Chillia [15] - Chilled Neo [14] - Degesu Gevo [13] - Android 16 Mao [12] - Salza Target & Bullseye [11] - Hit Cira [10] - Grand Priest Rin [9] - Dabura Ryu [8] - Fu Kazaam [6] - Adopted Isu [5] - Merged Zamasu Shin Jr. [3] - Shin Buuberry [3] - Super Buu

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Fankid #5: Lord Kuriza!

One of my OG Selfships, here is Lord Kuriza lol. I will be making another Selfship paring where it's with Zarbon, maybe another Angel Child since I have Grand Priest's wife as a Self Insert lol.

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Buuberry - Fankid #1

As a line of Fankids for my new AU (Isekai or not.) Here is Buuberry!

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Fankid #6: Mikumi!

Here she is! Mikumi The daughter of Zarbon and Zucchine!

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Fankid #3: Yakaname

Yakaname (short for Hanayakana megami) means Flamboyant Goddess, here's Burter and Jeice's Daughter!

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Fankid #1: Prince Meiyo of The Demon Realm

In Kanji, Meiyo means "Honor".

Well I caved in and made him lol. Another one would be made in due time.