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[knifknighted]

Okay, so a little Dragon Ball Au thing that I'm thinking up.

Premise: Instead of Nappa someone else is put in charge of Prince Vegeta. Enter you, Vegeta's older cousin that was put in charge of the little rascal.

You keep Tarble from getting sent away

When Planet Vegeta gets blown up you have to take care of three little Saiyans

You have to teach them about Saiyan things and keep them alive

Bonding sessions in Oozaru form T-T

Raditz being an angry little fella

You help Raditz train because he doesn't like being the weakest

Pacifist Tarble, who isn't shamed for not wanting to fight

Vegeta growing up with a role model that doesn't have Saiyan^TM toxicity

You adopt all three of them (BECAUSE I SAY SO!!!!!!!!!)

PARENTAL FIGURE READER

I've got some parts of this already written because I love this so much and it makes me really happy. I just adore the little baby Saiyans---THEY DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!!

Idk if I wanna make this one really long oneshot or actually make it a multi-chap fic

I have some fanart of a babes if ya'll wanna see it, I'll probably post it sometime later :)))

[perfectcellapologist]

My totally objective™ ranking of the top 5 Dragon Ball boyfriends

5. Gamma 2: Ok this might be biased, but listen. Not only is he adorable, he's a massive goofball, and he's strangely charming. He'd want to be your hero SO badly, and show off to you any chance he could. He's also the kind of guy to constantly brag about his partner to anyone who will listen.

4. Super Broly: The goodest boy, would absolutely melt upon getting used to receiving affection. His attempts at courtship would be clumsy, but they'd be so so sweet. This is the kind of man who'd give you basically an entire garden of flowers he picked once he heard it was a romantic gesture. He means well

3: Ginyu: Villainy aside, tell me he wouldn't be an awesome boyfriend. I could totally see Ginyu being the kind of guy who when he falls he falls HARD, you'd be all he could think about. Not that that would ever affect his job! Also you get the Ginyu force as built in friends, honestly he's the best you could do with the villains. No contest

2: Piccolo: He's smart, he's tall, he's sexy. What more could you want? He would be INCREDIBLY awkward at romance, like he'd have zero clue what he was doing, but it'd be so endearing and adorable. You'd have this man BLUSHING.

1: Yamcha: LISTEN he might be the butt of the joke a lot of the time. But you know what else he is? Adorable, a hopeless romantic, and devoted. Super did a lot to nerf his hotness (which let's be real it nerfed EVERYONE'S hotness), but he'd treat you so right. Spoil you absolutely rotten! And if you're a fighter? He'd find that so sexy, but also worry SO much about you. He also never cheated on Bulma. That was the dumbest decision Toriyama ever made.

[perfectcellapologist]

Ok because it would be funny, here's my extremely incorrect head canons on the dragon ball (z and super) villains dating anyone

Frieza: If you can get past the evil I actually think he might be shockingly decent? Possessive to an UNHEALTHY degree obviously but if you meet his standards he'll wanna keep you around. He DOES have people he listens to/likes and he can be genial as long as you don't cross him. Probably smooth and refined with any flirting. Also expensive gifts, regardless of your actual tastes.

Cell: The WORST, and I'm saying this as a Cell fucker. If somehow this bug man has decided he likes you it is SO over for you. You're his now and you don't get a say in it. The only good part would be that he's easily distracted by praise, and will probably return it to you. Probably. Again he's the worst.

Super Buu: Have fun being this guy's pet! If you're unfortunate enough to get his attention somehow you'll live, but you may not enjoy it. If he's not fighting someone he's probably got you in a death grip, this man is super tactile. Terrible, but somehow less condescending than Cell.

Ginyu: Genuinely a good boyfriend 10/10 the best option of the villains. Even if you're on the good guys side, it'll confuse him, but he loves someone with convictions. He would love to compliment you and brag about you to his men. Who naturally would probably also adore you, because if their captain likes you then you must be pretty great!

Hit: Honestly he barely qualifies as a villain, but what the hell let's talk about him. He's kind of hard to pin down, I feel like if he did catch feelings he'd be super devoted. Even if he's away most of the time when he's not on a job he's probably thinking about you. He probably appreciates the opportunity to be gentle with someone. He knows he can't be around often, so he probably gives you stuff to think of him/show his affection.

Zamasu: If somehow you've got his attention he's so down bad and so mad about it. You're a mortal, he shouldn't care, but somehow you worked your way into his heart. So now you're his special mortal who no other mortal can compare to. He puts you on an unimaginably high pedestal, even if you disagree with him he blames it on "other mortals corrupting you." He simultaneously disregards you and treats you like the greatest treasure there is. Like Cell and Frieza he's extremely condescending even if he thinks he's not. He's the worst.

Goku black: A lot of second verse same as the first with this one in regards to him and Zamasu being the same guy. There are a few differences. Goku black is WAY more touchy, and smothering in his affection. He will probably share you with his other half so... Good luck.

Jiren: (again barely a villain but whatever) Honestly? Probably really awkward. If he decides he likes you he won't really know what to do, so he'll just do what makes sense. Which is just walk up and tell you directly. If you agree to go out with him you'll have to take the lead, but he honestly doesn't mind. He knows fighting, he doesn't know relationships. He's just happy to be around you.