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FMK: Justice League Dark: John Constantine, Jason Blood/Etrigan (package deal), Zatanna Zatara
This is mean.
Fuck: Jason Blood/Etrigan. The definition of gentleman in the streets, but freak in the sheets. I would marry him, but....
Marry: Zatanna. Three words: MOMMY👏 IN👏 FISHNETS👏
Kill: Constantine. Listen. I like him. He's a pathetic little meow meow. But I couldn't deal with demons trying to come around constantly to collect that mfs soul.
FMK: Vandal Savage, Ra’s al Ghul, Darkseid
Fuck: Ra's al Ghul. If I can get close enough to fuck him, I can hit Talia on my way out. 😈
Marry: Vandal Savage. He's kinda hot in some comic renditions. If he actually loved me, I'm sure he'd treat me pretty good.
Kill: Darkseid. Asshole. Ugly. 🤮
FMK ask from Discord:
Three different forms of Jason. Red Hood, Arkham Knight, Red Hooded Ninja (YJ).
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F: Arkham Knight.
M: Red Hood.
K: Red Hooded Ninja.
(I don't wanna kill any of them, but I gotta follow the rules.)
I didn't want to give explanations on Discord, seeing as it was a SFW server.
Arkham Knight... FUCK. That man does things to me. He'd be rough. He'd hurt me in the best ways. Then, he'd cry as he nuts. I don't make the rules, people.
Red Hood. Just my classic baby. This is the man that would leave me wanting for nothing. Cuddles, bedtime stories, rough or gentle (depending on our mood), 100% no marriage counseling needed.
Red Hooded Ninja? I don't know enough about him, but from what I do know, he is too innocent. I'd be afraid to corrupt him.
FMK: Sheila Haywood, Lady Shiva, Talia al Ghul
Fuck: Shiva. I'm not saying that she's perfect, but she's hot, and there is someone on this list that I have a severe grudge against.
Marry: Talia, my goddess. She is gorgeous, she is smart, she can kick my ass, and I find that to be very fucking attractive. She's the whole package. Get her out of Ra's's murder league, and we could raise so many beautiful babies. 😍
Kill: Sheila. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. DC may paint Jason as being in that warehouse because he was reckless and disobedient, but you know the truth. I would personally beat her with a crowbar. I'm not a violent person. But I have a few exceptions. She's one.
FMK: Green Lanterns.
I'm assuming you mean Hal, Guy, and Kyle.
Fuck: Hal. He's hot, not going to lie. But he's kinda annoying in most movies and stuff.
Marry: Kyle. He's hot, he's artsy, and might let Jason join in. *wiggles eyebrows*
Kill: Guy. That bowl cut alone should be punishable by death.
@problem-bat, honestly, I'm surprised this wasn't sent in by you, Lantern Fucker (affectionate).
FMK: Janet Drake, Martha Wayne (specifically the badass activist version), Crystal Brown
Fuck: Janet Drake. Parenting skills? Low. But she is hot.
Marry: Mama Wayne. *wolf whistles* Daaaaamn. She's smart, gorgeous, a good mom? I bow down and worship.
Kill: Crystal. I love Steph, but from what I've seen, I would not fuck her, let alone marry her.
FMK: other Green Lanterns :)
Okay: John Stewart, Jessica Cruz, and uhhh Alan Scott. (Literally had to Google search for a third one.)
Fuck: Jessica Cruz. I don't know a lot about her, but she's HOT.
Marry: John Stewart. All of my knowledge of him comes from the early 2000s Justice League and Justice League Unlimited. He's hot, smart, sassy, and funny.
Kill: Alan. Sorry dude, I was literally just looking for a third to kill off.
@problem-bat, here are the rest of your Lanterns!
Blowing off homework. Fuck, Marry, Kill is open. I might explain. Send in the asks!
