Baby Damian is my new cute hyperfixation, so I created AU (there are probably more like this one but who cares) where Damian from a teenarger changes to 1 year old baby. Very cute baby. Very, very, very cute baby. Who has the most beautiful smile that you can imagine, and is the most pure and innocent creature in the world.
Bruce and Alfred cried and imidietly started to be overprotective. Tim made photos, for the future blackmail, but Damian smiled and Tim fainted. And when he woke up, he promised to be the Best older brother ever. Dick started to show Damian tricks to make him laught. Even jason started to pick up Damian and walk wich him in the whole mannor, trying to get him to sleep.
And the news spread fast. And everyone wanted to see if its True. And when some kind of stupid robber, accidently broke into the mannor,( he broke thanks to the open window in Damians room) he didnt even know about baby damian. And he saw this cute baby, make a picures and post it on his Facebook or somwhere. And after that bruce and Alfred finaly Got them and kick them out.
And that Photo? That Photo has been seen by milions of people. So in 2 houers, Supermen and wonderwomen, were already standing outside the mannor. 3 houers later, rest of the Justice League showed up. 4 houers later Gordon and Barbra came.
And 5 houers later the kidnapping happened.
With so many people in the mannor, damian was puted in so many arms that nobody realy care. Everybody was a friend, right?
Well no. Because Harley Quinn, in the camuflage, went in. And she kidnapped baby Damian.
And then Joker And Harkey were planing on blackmailing batman, but they saw how cute damian is. So joker started to make jokes with pies to make damian laught, and harley strated to juggle.
When they both were blainded by the pies (they throw them at eachother faces) Ivy kindapped Damian from them.
And then penguin kidnapped damian from her. And then every villain kidnapped damian from another villain And that goes And goes until Damian is back to normal in the middle of the 7 th kidnapping, and he rescues himself.
When damian was kidnapled bruce and the others realized after 12 minutes. They were trying to finde him, but because of all the kidnapping going on, it was hard. Imagine justice league beating shit from you, after you lose the cutest baby in the world. Not cool.
Damian was really disapointed in father for taking so long. He also destroy every evidence of that day.
(Tim send the pictures to Jon earlier)












