Central Cityans: "Okay the directions say to pour the chemical solution into the bottle, but be careful."
Metropolitans: "Got it."
Central: "...Okay, now we wait for it to dissolve and the mixture to combine."
*Gothamite walks into room*
Gothamite, panting: "Fuck I'm thirsty, just ran half the way here, this water? Thanks."
*takes a huge swig*
Met/central: "Wait NO!!"
Gothamite: *smacks lips, tasting*
Mets/central:
Gothamite: "...This tap water?"













