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[vechter]

okay but imagine people being baffled by dickroy & donnakory because everyone's like "don't you get jealous? you're dating your best friend's ex?" meanwhile donna & dick are texting each other saying shit like "kory looked radiant like the sun today" and dick is saying "so true" and donna is saying "dick, it's no good to anyone if your emergency medical contact is always sharing the hospital room with you. do you even know how long it took us to get here" and dick is telling her "but he said i was afraid of commitment. me, donna!" and kory is saying "honey, you are" and dick is grumbling "well, fine, you can say that but roy can't" and roy is livetexting donna dick's recovery-induced-breakdown saying "today, he solved 4 cold cases before i had to bring out the big guns" and donna replies "aw! kory says lian looks like a flower on tamaran" and kory is texting dick "do you think donna will believe me if i say i burned terry's old sweatshirt by accident" and dick says "i'll come over and take the blame for free. fuck terry"

[greeneyedkon-el]

Every time someone says Stephanie Brown is Tim Drake's best friend or his best female friend Cassandra Sandsmark gets closer to physically manifesting herself into our reality.

Every time someone says Stephanie Brown is Tim Drake's best friend or his best girl friend I want to commit crimes.

The next time someone says Stephanie Brown is Tim Drake's best friend or his best girl friend Cassandra Sandsmark herself will physically manifest herself in your home.

[radmutantninjatriangle]

I hate when people say that "Jason Todd is Batman's greatest failure"

No, not keeping his son safe was his greatest failure.

Not having his son as his highest priority was his failure.

Jason Todd was a child, when he died, and he didn't deserve to die for being desperate to have any parental figure, and the ones he had constantly failing him. Stop victim blaming him, especially without reading DitF

[konarediss]

People who ship Marinette Dupain-Cheng and Damian Wayne are so real for that.

HOWEVER!

How do we feel about Marinette and Billy Batson? 👀👀

[cleromancy]

god ppl trying to claim jasons "we're the not so different you and i" villain speech to mia WASNT incredibly unsubtle subtext... that they went through the same trauma... like he says theyre alike. she says he knows nothing about her. he lists what he knows. and then he repeats that they're alike.

that's only barely subtext and not text itself, man. trying to argue that isn't the intention that jason was also a csa victim is just willful misreading at that point

[neverdoingmuch]

while the stuff with jason in the latest episode was like really sad what was really heartbreaking was that all of dick’s old friends, who he had known for years, hadn’t noticed anything weird was happening, but he spends a minute alone in a bathroom with wintergreen and he’s like oh dude are you okay?? do you need some help???

[whenfatecollides]

LISTEN!!!!!!!!

[seresuns]

14 y.o. Tim, after Bruce refuses to make him Robin, and Dick refuses to come back:

draws summoning circle (copied from a book from the Gotham public library);

places Pride and Prejudice, a stolen red sweater, and a brownie stolen from a gala at Wayne Manor;

calls on jason and Robin in Latin;

nothing happens.

he tries again but with a ouija board ordered online. the curtains moved and he freaked out since he was alone in the house

meanwhile, alfred opens the door to a jason still dressed in his funeral suit, covered in dirt. the waynes are very grateful, but they have no idea how this happened.