#dc crack

[teracotika]

The Two-Face fandom is like this now:

Personally I really like this trend lol I need more of the edgelord-drama queen

[thelazyauthorsblog]

Dc men - shaved or unshaved

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Bruce wayne - Although he was raised under Jewish practices (like circumcision) I don't think Bruce would be a religious person as he grew and mixed with his cleanliness tendencies he would 100% be trimmed down there...no not shaven cuz where would he get the time to do that.

Clark Kent - Ya'll know the cliche of Clark lasering his beard off yeah.. I like to imagine a groggy Clark in the morning realising the bush has gotten a tad too bushy and just ziiiimm - he likes the tingling sensation.

Dick Grayson - This man defo has happy trail and I think he uses it to his advantage to create all sorts of patterns along with the actual hair down there. Landing strips, sem-shaven HECK he probably has done heart shapes for valentines.

Jason Todd - Get ready to adventure the fucking jungle because Jason Peter Todd was defo the teen to curl his singular chest hair just for the bravado and that need to be persevered as macho remains deep within the adult boy wonder - albeit now hes probably more lazy. Anyways, I'm team red headed Jay so lets just picture a sexy bush of hair that happens to be a hint of strawberry 'blonde'. YES his partner absolutely thought he tried and failed to bleach his pubes but it can all mean nothing~~~

Tim Drake - Bet you though i'd dunk on my man for being UnHyGeNic and a WoRkAhOliC - well yeah. But wouldn't it be funnier to imagine Tim Drake the youngest Gotham ceo, the third boy wonder, the one with intelligence that challenges Ra's Al Ghul..just sitting there with tweezers plucking out his hairs as a stress reliever. 🙌 we've all done it once.

Hal Jordan - Cleannn shaven. Like so clean you can eat off of it (which he has defo made his past partners do).

Wally West - Hear me out...he's obviously too focused on other crap to remember to deal with the forbidden forest but there was defo a time where Wally's deeply internal insecure ahh thought he should clean up his little strawberry patch and what is the best scientifically proven method - wax...Yes this speedy boy dabbled in wax ONCE in his life (he ripped it off so fast he could never turn back).

Roy Harper - defo tries to shave once in a while but is the type to use his face razer until his lover threatened to have balls removed.

Oliver Queen - trimmed -I mean have you seen his immaculate stache??

Ra's Al Ghul - he's probably trimmed and proper but why do I so see his bush being braided and tucked like a second cock...

Riddler - This question mark obsessed fool has his bush carved into the shape of one DUH.

Kyle Rayner - He tries to have pubezilla kept under-wrapped but he thinks the way it curls so nicely is artistic.

John Constantine - wants to magic it away but eh...defo stinks a bit.

Plastic man - tried to shave it and broke so many razor...left nothing but a pool of blood and broken dreams.

J'onn J'onzz - This perfect man will have it anyway you want it to be 🫦

Michael Carter - Waxed 110% and not only is it clean as a baby's forehead but he has his initials right above his sack (why not..).

Harvey Dent - trimmed and clean on one side and bushy on the other...but in the opposite way you'd think.

That's it...I'm sorry...

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

“My Adventures with Green Lantern” being set up as an homage to Sailor Moon makes even more sense when you consider that the Green Lantern Corps fits very well with the magical girl genre. I mean:

1) A normal teen receives a mystical/cosmic accessory.

2) She has to recite an oath to activate the powers.

3) The ring transforms her clothes into the costume.

4) Her power is emotion-based and imagination-based.

5) She becomes part of a color-coded cosmic order.

I mean, it’s right there. Obviously the makers of MAWS thought the same.

[the-jason-todd-impreganator]

Kid! Tim, at a Wayne Gala, wandering up to Dick:

Angsty Teenager Dick: . . . Uh, hi??

Tim:

Dick:

Tim: I watched your parents die :)

Dick:

Tim:

Smol Jason, rushing over: diCK! HELP!

Dick: I... Yeah, uh, sure. What?

Jason: Rena's here.

Dick: . . . So?

Jason: She looks pretty :'(

Dick: . . . Again, the problem?

Jason: What if I'm not good enough for her?!

Dick: You're like thirteen. Chill.

Jason: She's my future WIFE! D:

Tim: He was found in a dumpster. She needs higher standards.

Jason: I WAS NEXT TO THE DUMPSTER!

Tim: Skill issue.

Dick: who ARE you?

Tim: Tim Drake.

Jason: This solves NONE of my issues!

Dick: Look, little wing, it's easy. She's your girlfriend already, so the hard part is over.

Jason: What's the easy part?!

Dick: Usually the divorce settlement but we'll get to that later.

Jason, walking off: BRUUUUUUUUCE!!!

Tim:

Dick:

Tim: Is Mr. Wayne looking for more kids to adopt?

Dick:

Tim: Not for me. I'm good. I just meet a lot of good potential Robins while out and about at night. Stalking you guys.

Dick: . . .

Tim: Ms. Al Ghul says hi :)

[gotham-at-nightfall]

Catwoman's Got Jokes

By broccoli.tyme

[callmeizukunotdeku]

when the batfam have the audacity to not believe Tim tops Jason after one of them slips up in conversation like "but you're so small" like Jason has a size kink that's the whole point for him and tims just out here like

[redbull-gave-me-iridescent-wings]

˖ ݁♬ I hate accidents ♡ except when we went from Friends to this!! ⋆.˚𝄞

The Eventful and (admittedly) over-the-top Way you two had become a Couple

pairing!! -> Jason Todd x Reader + ft. Steph!!

Tags -> tiiiniest amount of crack, You and Jason are Steph's OTP, mention of the Dark Reunion, Reader could 100% beat anyone tf up, meant to be read as a fun time!!

about Reader -> You drive a Motorbike!! + you're rlly cute

⊹₊✎A/N: uh hu - that's right. Darling, ur the one i want!! >v< ♡ personally love how this turned out haha

It was the Fact that you seemed close with Steph, that Jay didn't feel it was necessary to mind your presence when having first come around the Batcave. Though, you didn't known that and wouldn't have known until after you and him had finally started talking.

Before, you can still recall Steph's words from when she had told you how: "things might seem a teenzy bit tense around here, but like, sooo don't worry 'bout it." - to which, didn't help stop your curiousity about this, Jay Bird?, Guy, in any way.

Obviously the lack of any greeting from him had made it clear he didn't seem the talkative Type anyway and with already knowing about Steph's quirk to trivialize things, it wasn't like the Atmosphere was lost on you.

How despite him quietly working on one of the Motorbikes at the far back somehow carried this eerily tense Air, matching the stern expression in his eyes and tense Shoulders ...and by God were they quite something to look at. Him and his perversly muscled Body.

He was only screwing, like what?, a couple Bolts? Did his Body really need to tense up this hard, to grab your attention with such unneeded force? Steph knew, of course. It wasn't lost on her what your glances that you'd try to ever so cassually throw towards Jay meant.

No, you weren't looking over at him for simply being interested in the same Hobby. Couldn't even start kidding yourself or even lie to her.

She knew your quirk and with how you get around anything involving Muscles of that Nature. So when she remembered her being one of the few People he'd still talk to, was it the only right Decision to totally abuse her Power by doing you a favour asking him for one: giving you a ride Home.

".. you drive?," Jason had asked. Slight furrowed eyebrows, of-which their matching Gaze had met your timid one. "Don't take this the wrong way, but wouldn't have pegged you the Type."

Afterall, your own Bike had suddenly dissapeared from where you had parked it before leaving - Gosh darn, the dark Reunion striking again!

It's a good thing your Friends with someone well connected enough that you mananged to get a last-minute ride Home. Lucky you.

When Steph who'd not only been scouting how your little Situation was going, standing on top of an Apartment Complex like a Gargoyle, was it only right there as you drove off with Jason, that you two had forever become her biggest OTP yet.

Alongside the fact she'd brought yet another good Deed to the World; you finally having a chance to get Laid, that is.

With the slow moments and fast-paced Years having not only gone by, but along with them, gaining a Family you can truely call yours. It was definetly on one of the Top 25 craziest Story amongst you guys with how you'd ended up asking Jay out.

You, asking Jay. The dead Horse who's Body remains to be beaten 'till this Day by how unexpected it was.

How when you had invited him as "just a Friend" to this one Café you'd seen become popular, with him playing along as-if he hadn't figured out what your Plan would've been; the sudden Explosion that had erupted from the Kitchen was definitely not a part of that.

Just as he was done with acting faux shocked and teasing your love confession to him, it was just right before he was about to Confess his very own to yours when you had suddenly yanked him the fuck off his Seat.

Years of training not only as a Robin but having continued working as Red Hood could NOT have prepaired him on you punching the Glass Wall you two were sitting next to, before holding Jay like a Bride and jumping out of the Building: Badass Style.

Now you see - you didn't need to do all that. Because this Explosion that had occured had only sounded dangerous from what it actually was. Being, one of the Coffee Machines had short-circuted.

So there you were, despite your incredibly awesome Superhero jump and landing in the middle of a busy Street you had halted. Jay, along with the rest of the Gothamites having witnessed this were all turning to face you. In shock and in surprise.

Looking around just as shocked as everyone else in your Vicinity, before wanted to state just how sorry you were about this and how you have overreacted-

"Say no more, " he said, still in your Arms by the way, as he wanted you to focus on what he first had to say.

" I've always had Feelings for you too. Of course, I'd want to be your Boyfriend.."

When he kissed you, fucking finally kissed you after all these Years from pinning over eachother, was it that you two momentarily did not hear everyone around you clapping and cheering to your new Bond. Hell, someone even threw one of their Sneakers in the Air like a graduation Cap.

Steph, who had somehow managed to convince Tim to come along stalking the both of you, were looking down from the the shattered Remains of the Wall while needing a moment to process taking-in what even just had happened.

So yeah. One hell of a get-together Story. One, you and Jay along with your Family will probably still continue to laugh over for the remaining Future to come.

♡

DC Masterlist (a little bare, for now)

divider Credits: valentine's + red divider + spooky dividers

[lovesick-joey]

TW: table abuse (update: character death)