#batfam memes

[theaceofarrows]

[cebawoohoo]

Jason, texting Tim: at batburger rn. you want anything?

Tim: i’m in a meeting

Jason: okay

Jason: so what do you want?

Tim: the batburger deluxe without pickles and extra ketchup, as well as jorkerized fries and robin nuggets

Jason: okay fatass

LATER

Jason: come to lobby. i have your food. bitch ass security won’t let me come to you

[jbharts]

It's called fashion, Bruce

another repost from my Instagram in 2021

[nathancomet]

BatDad on Anxiety

Bruce: “Sometimes I really worry about you.”

Jason, loading his guns: “What about the other times?”

Bruce: “Other times I’m unconscious.”

[tarta-de-limon]

I had to join 💀

I don't think you want to see him again, Dami...

Edit: I FORGOT THE "INTO A COOKIE" NOOO

[stomiibaevt]

Bruce, looking mildly confused: Jason gave me this little booklet for father's day. It's got tearout 'coupons'.

Dick: Oh that's kinda sweet. What's it got, 'A family dinner without starting a fight', or 'a patrol without live rounds'?

Bruce: Those and one for a single event without complaining or backtalk. And he actually put fine print on it. For one event. And I have to pick either complaining or backtalk.

Dick: Aw, what? Really?

Jason, lifting his head from working on his motorcycle: What do you mean, 'really'? It's for my own sanity. I can't be 100% nice to the old man.

Dick: No, because now I have to come up with a new gift.

Bruce, sighing: You both are insufferable.

[nerd444eva]

Jon: sooo...

Damian: this is my baba from the league.

Jason: you really need to stop introducing me like that.

Damian: this is my backup father from gotham

Bruce: hi jon.

Damian: and this is my other other father when my second father died

Dick: damian what the fuck

Jon: awh i want 3 dads..

Kon el with 2 dads where one has a recessive gene of balding: no the fuck you dont lil bro.

[arguablysomaya]

batfam + textposts