Jun 10
The guy doing all the unnecessary flips is Dick. There's nothing more Dick than that.
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The guy doing all the unnecessary flips is Dick. There's nothing more Dick than that.
Jason: Gosh, I wish Cass and Steph were around when I was Robin. If I knew Batman pick up blondes and girls, I wouldn't have waste so much time dyeing my hair, or saying I was a boy.
Tim: You're a girl??!!
Steph: You're blonde!!!!???
Cass: Happy Pride Month, little brother!
Batfam as things my friends have said and done part 3
part 1/part 2/part 3
Robin!Dick: BRUUUUUUUUCE, CAN I BE A PROSTITUTE?
*five minutes later*
Robin!Dick: BRUUUUUUUUCE, CAN I CANNIBALIZE MY CHILD?
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Jason: You know the philosophical concept where if you have infinite monkeys and infinite typewriters, they’ll eventually produce Hamlet? That’s Bruce’s lectures if you scratch the Batmobile enough times.
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Cass, walking across Dick’s room: Another white man is playing an acoustic guitar. I don't feel safe in this environment.
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Joker: I buy a burrito that I think is too expensive, and I’m like, what the heck, man? It’s Batman’s fault.
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Tim: Guys, I only have 28 mins of screen time today!
Damian: No way in hell you liar, you were on your phone all day.
Bruce: Tim, it's 12:38 am.
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Duke: Sooo… You like anything other than drugs?
Jason: Hmm… Alcohol?
Duke: Ummm, I think that’s the same thing.
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Dick, nocturnal: Guys, we get one hit of vitamin D and we’re all singing and talking about ice cream.
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Steph: Guys, I have a very deep observation about the book.
Jason, who lent her The Handmaid’s Tale: That being?
Steph. Offred is not a girls girl. Chat she broke girl code.
Who would be the most likely to arrange the Batmobile to speed around Gotham blasting Vigilante Shit by Taylor Swift at top volume?
Bruce
Dick
Jason
Tim
Steph
Damian
Cass
Duke
Alfred
Barbara
Other
Batfam as things my friends have said and done part 1
part 1/part 2/part 3
Tim: I don’t fuck with birds. Except pigeons. I fuck with pigeons.
Dick: You fuck pigeons?
Tim: No, I fuck WITH pigeons.
Dick: You fuck pigeons???
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Dick: If you ever want to die, think to yourself: do I want to die, or do I want to become a crow? You’ll find that a lot of life’s problems can be prevented by being a crow
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Jason, handing out party invites: This is a BYOC—bring your own cocaine
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Jason about Bruce: I hate his shoes, I hate how he drives, I hate how he cries—
Damian: How does Father drive?
Jason: Like a fucking bitch!
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Barbara: *Explaining how the pan flag is designed that way because cyan, magenta, and yellow create all of the colours in the visible light spectrum*
Tim: So pansexual people are printers. That’s all I’ve learnt from this.
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Dick: There’s so much gender inequality in this world. Where’s the guy’s cleavage!?
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Tim: I recently tried a BLTW
Steph: What’s the W for?
Tim: Lettuce
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Spoiler to Red Hood: You’re desperate
Robin: Desperate for what?
Spoiler: What Nightwing is.
Robin: Friendship?
Spoiler: Dick
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Rich Gotham citizen: Hey!
Discowing, trying to hide his identity: Uhh, do I know you??
RGC: Sorry, I thought you were Dick Grayson pretending to be a prostitute.
Discowing: … I might be.
They grow up so fast.
HCs for the boys favourite artists/playlists.
Dick: a mix of 2000s white girl music and songs only Alfred knows of. His favourite band is probably Queen or something from that kind of era, he also doesn't like listening to things that are just instrumental (unless its hardcore rock), he needs there to be sound at all time in order to not get bored (hes me fr). Knows all of the words to TiK ToK and screams the lyrics at 3am.
Jason: classical music, and that's literally all of his playlists. Just classical music. Imagine him beating ass to Beethoven, I dare you. He also loves piano and soft slow songs, the kind you can waltz to.
Tim: will absolutely deny it but he listens to Sabrina Carpenter. Yes, he does listen to Pierce the Veil and Metallica, but he also likes Melanie Martinez every so often, his taste is really just whatever he thinks sounds good, regardless of when or where it's from. Absolutely loves movie soundtracks when hes working.
Damien: also likes classical music, and steals Jason's playlists. However he is partial to things like The Neighborhood and CAS, a bit like Tim, whatever he thinks sounds good.
Dick isn't allowed to put together his own outfits for events anymore.
The rest of the brothers are fine, they can wear classic suits, no problem, even Damien can be trusted to put his own outfit together.
Dick, however, cannot be trusted with a wardrobe for the life of him. The last time Bruce let him rock up to an event with his own inspired outfit, the glitter never left the halls, multipe people found embroidery gems laying randomly on the ground and he was scolded multiple times for having his chest out.
Bruce calmly but exasperatedly asks him if he can dress less like a manwhore for the next event.... and he shows up in a dress because "I can't be a manwhore if I'm not dressed like a man, B!!!!"