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Sir that's his emotional support orphan, leave him alone.
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HI!! Happy Valentine’s Day :3 💌 can I request a Drabble about how the batboys would react to the reader revealing they’re pregnant? Could be platonic or stated otherwise xD I love the way you write them! And I hope your day was amazing
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Dick Grayson
You'd planned it out. A nice dinner. A card. Something thoughtful and calm and Dick-appropriate, which meant warm and sentimental and with enough lead-up that he could process properly.
What actually happened was: he came home from patrol early, you were sitting at the kitchen table staring at the positive test, and he walked in and said 'hey, you okay?' and you just.
Held it up.
Silence.
Dick Grayson, who had been doing acrobatics since he was four years old and had never once in his life lost his footing, walked directly into the doorframe.
'Are you — is that — ' He pointed at the test. Looked at you. Pointed at the test again. 'That's a —'
'Positive, yes.'
'That's — we're — '
'Yes.'
He crossed the kitchen in about two steps and pulled you out of the chair and into a hug that lifted you slightly off the ground, and he made a sound that was not quite a word, more like every good feeling he'd ever had compressed into one exhale.
'We're having a baby,' he said into your hair.
'We're having a baby,' you confirmed.
He pulled back. His eyes were wet. He looked at you like you'd told him something he'd been waiting a long time to hear, without knowing he was waiting.
'I'm going to call Bruce,' he said.
'Dick — '
'I'm going to call Bruce and Alfred and — oh god Barbara — '
'Dick, it's two in the morning.'
'Alfred won't mind.'
'Alfred will absolutely mind.'
'Alfred loves me.'
'Alfred loves everyone. That's not the point.'
He was already reaching for his phone with one hand and holding yours with the other, beaming with his whole face, completely unable to contain a single thing he was feeling, which was — you had decided a long time ago — one of the best things about him.
'Can I at least tell Wally?' he said.
'In the morning, Dick.'
'He's going to be so excited.'
'In. The. Morning.'
He put the phone down. He did not let go of your hand.
'I'm going to be a dad,' he said, mostly to himself, in the voice of someone discovering something wonderful about their own future.
You squeezed his hand. 'You're going to be a great one.'
He looked at you.
He kissed you.
And then he picked up his phone and called Alfred anyway.
Jason Todd
Jason found out by accident.
Which was, in retrospect, completely inevitable, because Jason Todd had the investigative instincts of someone trained by Bruce Wayne and the nosiness of someone who had grown up needing to know things to survive, and you had been acting weird for two weeks.
'You're not drinking your coffee,' he said one morning, not looking up from his book.
'I'm not in the mood for coffee.'
'You're always in the mood for coffee.'
'People change.'
'You had two cups yesterday and then looked like you regretted it.'
'Jason.'
'You've been eating crackers before nine AM.'
'I like crackers.'
'You hate crackers. You told me crackers were, and I'm quoting, 'flavourless sadness in a rectangle.'
You put down your crackers.
He put down his book.
You looked at each other.
'Oh,' Jason said.
'Jason — '
'Are you — '
'Yes.'
A silence that was doing a lot of work.
Jason Todd, who had faced crime lords and died and come back and fought his entire family and generally refused to let anything touch him if he could help it, pressed both hands flat on the kitchen table and said, very quietly: 'Yeah?'
'Yeah,' you said.
He got up. Came around the table. Sat down next to you and looked at you for a moment with the expression he almost never let anyone see, open and young and so full of something he didn't have a word for.
'Okay,' he said.
'Okay?'
'Yeah.' He exhaled. 'Okay. That's — yeah.' He reached over and took your hand, turned it over, held it. 'That's a good thing.'
'Is it?'
'Yeah,' he said again, and this time it sounded like he was sure. 'Yeah, it really is.'
He didn't say anything else for a while. He just sat there, holding your hand, a man quietly reorganising his entire understanding of his own future.
'I'm going to be terrible at this,' he said eventually.
'You're going to be great at this.'
'I have significant unresolved trauma.'
'You're working on it.'
'I have a complicated relationship with authority figures.'
'The baby won't be an authority figure, Jason.'
'I have — '
'Jason.' You looked at him. 'You're going to be great at this.'
He looked back. Something settled in him.
'You can't know that,' he said.
'I know you,' you said. 'It's the same thing.'
He was quiet again. Then, almost to himself: 'Kid's going to have great taste in books at least.'
'That's the most Jason Todd thing you've ever said.'
'I'm just saying. Literary foundation is important.'
'You're going to read them Dostoyevsky in the womb.'
'Maybe.'
'Jason.'
'Crime and Punishment is formative.'
'They're a foetus.'
'Early start,' he said, but he was smiling now, really smiling, and you hadn't been sure until this moment, but you were sure now. He was going to be wonderful.
Tim Drake
Tim figured it out before you told him.
This was both unsurprising and deeply annoying.
You'd been planning the reveal for a week. Something cute. Something memorable. You had a card and everything.
Then Tim looked up from his laptop one evening, looked at you, looked at the ginger tea you'd been drinking instead of coffee, looked at the crackers, looked at you again, and said, with the calm certainty of someone cross-referencing data points: 'You're pregnant.'
Not a question. A conclusion.
'...Tim.'
'The coffee swap three weeks ago. The crackers. You've been going to bed earlier. You cancelled our patrol twice, and you never cancel patrol.' He paused. 'Also, you've been looking at your phone a lot and closing the screen when I walk in, which suggests you're researching something you haven't told me yet.'
Silence.
'I had a card,' you said.
'I'm sorry.'
'A whole card, Tim. I bought it on Tuesday.'
'I genuinely am sorry.'
'Can you at least pretend to be surprised?'
He closed his laptop. He looked at you with an expression that was, underneath the detective thing, completely soft.
'I've known for a week,' he said. 'And I've been — I didn't want to say anything before you were ready. But I've been — ' He stopped. Started again. 'I've been thinking about it. Every day. For a week.'
'And?' you said.
He got up. Crossed the room. Sat next to you and looked at you with those tired, earnest eyes that had seen too much and still somehow managed to look at you like you were something good.
'And I think it's the best thing that's ever happened to me,' he said. 'And I've been waiting for you to tell me so I could say that.'
You looked at him. 'You waited a whole week.'
'You had a card.'
'You're impossible.'
'I know.' He took your hand. 'I'm going to make so many spreadsheets.'
'I know you are.'
'There's going to be a developmental milestone tracker.'
'Of course there is.'
'And a nutrition log.'
'Tim.'
'And a sleep schedule optimisation chart.'
'The baby isn't born yet.'
'Planning is important.'
You leaned your head on his shoulder. He put his arm around you.
'Give me the card,' he said.
'What?'
'You said you had a card. I want the card. I've been waiting a week for the card.'
You laughed. You got the card. He read it twice, very carefully, and then put it in the inside pocket of his jacket, close.
'Okay,' he said, very quietly.
'Okay,' you said.
Damian Wayne
Damian's reaction was not what you expected.
You'd braced for composure. For the measured, careful response he gave to most emotional information. For the dignified nod and the 'I see' and the processing that happened somewhere private, where none of you could see it.
What you got was: complete stillness for approximately ten seconds, and then ...
'You're certain.'
'Yes.'
'The test is accurate.'
'I did three.'
'And the doctor — '
'Confirmed it yesterday.'
Another silence. Damian Wayne looked at you with those green eyes that had seen too much and decided too early what the world was, and then he said, with extraordinary precision:
'I'm going to need a moment.'
'Take your time,' you said.
He took exactly ninety seconds. You know because you counted.
Then he stood up very straight, the way he did when something mattered, and said: 'This child will want for nothing. I will ensure it personally.'
'Damian — '
'I have already begun compiling a list of appropriate educational materials for early development.'
'They're not born yet.'
'Early preparation is essential.'
'Dami... you don't have to, not yet Let's enjoy it first yeah?'
He sat back down. He looked at his hands. When he looked back up, the composure had slipped just slightly, enough to see what was underneath it.
'You are well?' he asked. 'You're feeling well?'
'A bit tired. A bit sick sometimes. I'm okay.'
'You should rest more.'
'I know.'
'You push yourself.'
'Damian — '
'I'm simply noting,' he said, with dignity, 'that you are important and you should treat yourself accordingly. Please...'
You looked at him for a moment.
'Come here,' you said.
He came. He let you pull him into a hug with the particular stiffness of someone who was actively not crying and determined to maintain that.
'You're going to be an incredible dad,' you said.
The stiffness dissolved.
'Yes,' he said, very quietly, into your shoulder. 'I am.'
A pause.
'I've already started the list,' he said.
'I know, habibi.'
'It's extensive.'
'I'd expect nothing less.'
Duke Thomas
Duke cried first.
Before you could say anything else, before the conversation could go anywhere, he just … looked at the test in your hand, looked at your face, and his eyes went immediately and completely full.
'Hey — ' you started.
'No, I'm good,' he said, waving a hand, voice already thick. 'I'm totally good. I'm — ' He stopped. 'We're having a baby.'
'We're having a baby.'
'That's — ' He pressed both hands to his face. 'Okay. Yeah. I'm fine.'
'Duke.'
'I said I'm fine, give me a second.'
You gave him a second.
He lowered his hands. His eyes were still full, but he was smiling so wide it seemed like it should hurt.
'I'm going to be a dad,' he said.
'You are.'
'Me. A dad.'
'You, a dad.'
'That's wild.'
'Little bit.'
'That's so — ' He laughed, wet and wonderful. 'Come here.'
He held you for a long time. His heartbeat was fast against your cheek, and then gradually, slowly, it steadied.
'I'm going to be good at this,' he said, not quite a statement, not quite a question.
'You're going to be the best at this.'
'You can't know that.'
'I can,' you said. 'I know you.'
He pulled back and looked at you. Still smiling. Still a little teary. Completely him.
'What do you need?' he said. 'Right now, today. What do you need?'
And that was Duke, you thought. That was exactly Duke. First question, always: what do you need?
'I want to watch a film,' you said. 'And I want those chips from the corner place. And I want you to stay.'
'Done,' he said immediately. 'All three. Easy.'
He kissed your forehead. Went to get his jacket. Stopped at the door.
'Hey,' he said.
'Hey.'
'We're really doing this.'
'We're really doing this.'
He grinned. 'Best news I've ever gotten.'
dryhumping sub!jason todd
the only sounds in the quiet safe room are the rubbing of denim and the needy whimpers and incoherent blabbers slipping from jason's lips.
"shit- s'good, soooo good" he says, throwing his head back when he feels you pick up your pace grinding against his painfully hard clothed cock. he's trying his best not to cum, trying his best to be a good boy.
your lips curl into a grin, the sight of him sitting under you, flushed face, glazed-over eyes brimming with tears, and so completely willing just for you sure is an ego booster.
"yeah? you like that?" you coo at him, running your fingers through his slightly damp hair. "bet you've been thinking about this all week..." you tease him, that cruel smirk still playing at your face. of course, he doesn't mind you teasing him.
he nods frantically, anything to agree with you, anything to please you. "yeah! fuuuck- i'm so close, baby" he whines, his hands taking place on your hips, assisting your movements against his.
"jason! no, hands off!" you snap at him, causing his hands to retreat back to the bedsheets just as quickly as he starts apologizing. "m'sorry," he shakes his head, a fat tear falling down his cheek. "m'so sorry baby- i- you just- you feel really really good" he rambles, "been thinking bout' you a lot" he nods, looking up at you to gauge your reaction to his words, making sure you're not too mad at him.
"i know, jay" you reply, not impressed by his apologies. nevertheless, you kiss his forehead and grind down harder on his bulge, earning a panicked whimper from him.
"wait! waitwaitwait m'gna cum- don't do tha-" he's cut off by you kissing him, all teeth and tongue. he moans into the kiss, not embarrassed in the slightest.
you pull back, panting for air. his lips are kiss swollen and pink, and he's looking up at you with pure love, his pupils blown out. "please lemme cum," he begs, nuzzling his cheek against your chest like a puppy. "i've been real good..." he sounds like he's telling himself that more than he's telling you.
your hands rub up and down his chest soothingly, "mhm... i know baby," you purr, "let me know how bad you wanna cum, sweet boy" and you know he's not one to shy away from begging, he'd literally do anything for you.
"i want it so bad- i-" more tears run down his face, evidence of his restraint. "i've been so good, haven't touched you- and- and- i've been a good boy" he breathes out, trying not to focus on the sensation of your hands rubbing up and down his arms, his eyelids fluttering.
he looks pathetic. only you have seen this side of him, all whiny and pussy-whipped, sucking up to you so he can bust a nut.
you nod, "cum for me, jay... you've earned it.." you give him the permission he's been aching for, and he doesn't wait.
he immediately lets out a high-pitched, needy moan of your name, his hands abandoning the bed and flying to your waist to ground himself. he pulses as he splurts hot globs of cum into his boxers, his hips bucking up to your warmth desperately.
you let him ride out his orgasm, blabbering thank you's and hugging you to his chest. you move strands of his hair away from his sweaty forehead, and he looks up at you. "can i make you feel good now?" he asks with those big glossy puppy dog eyes. how could you say no?
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Jason: Batcomputer, stop showing me beautiful women in my area. I want pathetic men in my radius.
Damian: Perhaps the answer is within yourself.
A Theory Tested +18
Clark Kent x female reader
Sinopsis: After years of believing something was wrong with her, you finally confess your deepest insecurity to Clark Kent. Instead of judgment, he offers patience, understanding, and a chance to discover that the people who hurt you may have been wrong all along.
Warnings: Mature content, explicit sexual scenes, oral sex, penetrative sex, strong sexual language.
WC: 4,400 words approx.
Shy!Jason Todd Headcanons 𐙚
shy!jason who’s looks can be deceiving. he usually looks somewhat scary, like a cliché from some dark romance book, leather jacket, his hairy messy, scars across his face and peeking out beneath his sleeves, when hiding underneath is a shy, empathetic and sensitive soul.
shy!jason who noticed you at your place of work, a small bookshop near his apartment, months before ever talking to you. the first time the two of you talked, you came up to him as you saw him behind a shelf, softly tapping his shoulder and watching him turn around, eyes wide and startled as the blood rushed to his cheeks at your presence.
shy!jason who was actually hiding behind the shelf before you came up to him, after seeing you smiling at a customer, leaving him short of breath and his brain scrambled.
shy!jason who comes back at least once a week after you introduced yourself and recommended him some books you thought he’d like. what you didn’t know is that he’d already read most of them and just bought them a second time because he couldn’t tell you no.
shy!jason who walks out disappointed in himself every time after talking to you without asking for your number. he’s been so close to just saying the words a thousand times but he just can’t bring himself to say them out loud when he’s face to face with you.
shy!jason who starts staying until you close the shop on your shift and offers to walk you home one night. this becomes a habit. sometimes he’s there during the last hour until closing, sometimes he’s held up with red hood stuff (which you don’t know about), so he comes just as you’re locking the door behind you.
shy!jason who’s face flushes so bad when you compliment him. it could be something as simple as praising his taste in books or telling him the color of his shirt is nice.
shy!jason who is walking you home one night when you’re cornered by some low-life thugs demanding your personal belongings and holding you at knife point. and suddenly he isn’t so shy anymore. he pulls you behind him, buffing his chest as he barks at the thugs to get lost. you don’t see everything, your view blocked by his broad shoulders, but from one second to the next they’re running for their life.
shy!jason who turns back to a blushing mess when you thank him for defending you. he just nods, avoiding your gaze shamefully as he continues to walk you home. he was scared you would see him in a different light after showing off his rough side. in reality, you’re thinking that the cute, shy guy who always visit your shop just stood up for you, making him even hotter.
shy!jason who’s eyes widen when you ask him on a date that night, finally giving him your number. he can feel his neck heat up as you take his phone and type in your number, your hand brushing his calloused one as you hand it back to him.
shy!jason who goes home that night absolutely delighted, finally getting your number. he can’t believe you just asked him on a date. lying in his bed, he debates wether to text you immediately or if it’s too soon. what would he even say? he didn’t want to come off as needy or too eager, but he also doesn’t want to seem like an asshole. in the end, he decided on a simple goodnight and see you tomorrow.