#deadpan dc

[hisbrunetteroots]

DEADJOKES?? IN 2026???

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[clownprinceofgay]

I have come to the realization that a fair few of you are shipping me and my dear right hand man...

You're all crazier than me if you think there is anything going on between myself and deads!! I have zero feelings for him, nada!

Sure he's loyal, stunning, has soft hands, laughs at my jokes, has nice hair, warms my cold dead heart in a way that no one else ever could and is pretty much husband material-

BUT I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM.

Do I want to have him by my side for the rest of my days? Yes!! But who wouldn't!?!?! That's just Deadpan- perfect in everyway- I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want to be around that gorgeous clown 24/7.

... You guys don't think someone's already claimed that spot in his heart do you? Not that I yearn- crave- or need him but I can't have my best and favourite henchman off busy with some other man!

He probably wouldn't let me kiss him anymore if he got himself a little boyfriend either- which is my favourite thing to do...

ANYWAYS ANYWAYS I'M GETTING DISTRACTED. STOP THIS DEADJOKES TOMFOOLERY. But I will accept fanart...

[calicokittiez]

TEEHEE DEPAS

(SELF INSERT BY @hisbrunetteroots)

[thepanwhodied]

How does one stop himself from yearning for his right hand man?

— NOT the joker xoxo

idk ngl i would just go for it if i were you. give him a fat kiss mister DEFINITELY not the joker. i would even go far as to say that if you don't you're a chicken. <3

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[hisbrunetteroots]

HEHE SOME ROGUES

[hisbrunetteroots]

My joker ref :3

[hisbrunetteroots]

My normal wife of 3 years

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