#deadjokes

[hisbrunetteroots]

HEHE SOME ROGUES

[clownprinceofgay]

I have come to the realization that a fair few of you are shipping me and my dear right hand man...

You're all crazier than me if you think there is anything going on between myself and deads!! I have zero feelings for him, nada!

Sure he's loyal, stunning, has soft hands, laughs at my jokes, has nice hair, warms my cold dead heart in a way that no one else ever could and is pretty much husband material-

BUT I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM.

Do I want to have him by my side for the rest of my days? Yes!! But who wouldn't!?!?! That's just Deadpan- perfect in everyway- I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want to be around that gorgeous clown 24/7.

... You guys don't think someone's already claimed that spot in his heart do you? Not that I yearn- crave- or need him but I can't have my best and favourite henchman off busy with some other man!

He probably wouldn't let me kiss him anymore if he got himself a little boyfriend either- which is my favourite thing to do...

ANYWAYS ANYWAYS I'M GETTING DISTRACTED. STOP THIS DEADJOKES TOMFOOLERY. But I will accept fanart...

[calicokittiez]

pov : you walk on them smooching mid bank robbery to tell them batmans there (they're unimpressed) (let them smooch in peace)

MY SIDE OF ART TRADE WITH @hisbrunetteroots

[thepanwhodied]

How does one stop himself from yearning for his right hand man?

— NOT the joker xoxo

idk ngl i would just go for it if i were you. give him a fat kiss mister DEFINITELY not the joker. i would even go far as to say that if you don't you're a chicken. <3

oc / self insert by @hisbrunetteroots

[kaleidoscopestimboards]

OKAY HEAR ME OUT....

What if... deadjokes stimboard/nf

(You may use my art)

Love you babesy poo

deadjokes stimboard !!!!

deadpan (oc & s/i) and center art by @hisbrunetteroots (my boyfriend hehe)

new to making stimboards so im open to advice!

requests open!

i love you too btw TEEHEE :3

[lonewritersclub]

Warmer Forever (4747 words) by Lonewritersclub Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Joker (DCU)/Floyd Lawton, Joker (DCU)/Bruce Wayne Characters: Joker (DCU), Floyd Lawton Additional Tags: Deadjokes, Batjokes, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Explicit Sexual Content, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Double Anal Penetration, it's the final after all!, Crying, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, gotham night, Porn With Plot, Porn with Feelings, We're going all out on dinner for this one guys Series: Part 13 of Warmer This Way Summary:

Joker gasps like a girl on the street into the bleeding night as Floyd guides his legs around his waist. Floyd is not asking for anything anymore, instead simply doing all that he ever wanted to do to him while he still can. Joker obeys him like a sweet little doll, like pleasing Floyd’s wishes was equivalent to keeping his darling Batsy alive and in love with him.

- Final chapter of the fairly smutty Deadjokes series Warmer This Way.

[velocity-raptorr]

DEADJOKES

HEY @literallyabstract YELL SOME HEADCANNONS AT ME 

[hawk-queen]

When Envy killed Maes... Roy finally became Hughesless.